Pero's Pimping a Book

I've been working on various book ideas for the past five years, and finally finished the first of what I hope will be many.

This book can be purchased for $5.82 (plus shipping) at: 2005-2008 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year

Paperback Printed: 66 pages, 6" x 9", perfect binding, cream interior paper (60# weight), black and white interior ink, white exterior paper (100# weight), full-color exterior ink.

It highlights some of the most insane Liberal quotes from the past four years, and includes a special section on Barack Obama's greatest hits from the 2008 Presidential Election campaign...Of course, each entry has Pero's own special commentary, which in my humble opinion is as priceless as the Libby Quotes.

An example from the book

2006: Robert Jensen (Professor, University of Texas)

"[Americans must pursue] the most courageous act of citizenship in the United States today: pledging to dismantle the American empire. The United States has lost the war in Iraq, and that's a good thing."

**1. We aren't losing the war.

2. If we were losing, it would be a good thing?? Does he realize this would mean tens of thousands of Americans would be dying in Iraq? And does he really think these troops death would be a good thing?

3. Dismantle the American Empire??? What empire? The U.S. is the only great nation in the history of the world which hasn't created an empire.

4. I hope you know this is what you are sending your children out to when they go to college, because this type of thought process is much more prevalent than anyone wants to admit.**

2005-2008 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year is inexpensive (For a limited time, I've set it up so I don't get a penny from its sales. It simply costs the price it takes to produce and ship it), easy to read, informative, entertaining, and a must have for every Conservative; for yourself, your family and friends, barber shop, Elk's Lodge, VFW, etc., etc., etc. You know where Conservatives hang out, they would love this kind of gift...It is also a perfect present for 'weak-kneed Republicans' and 'Democrats who aren't Liberals.'

Most important, however, 2005-2008 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year is can't-do-without reading for your LIBERAL DEMOCRAT friends...And don't pretend you don't have a few :)

Max Mitchell (Theo-Homo-Logian)

"There are many different versions of the Bible; I don't see why we can't have one."

- Commenting on his book 'The Princess Diana Bible': the 'Gay Bible.'

**Of course Normos need their own version of the Bible...I must admit I thought they already had one, however; the Democrat Party Platform.

Personally, I have all kinds of problems with every religious text, be it the Old or New Testaments, the Koran, the Bhagavad Gita, etc., etc., but I'm pretty sure the 'Normo Bible' is going to be the craziest of them all: "[God says] it is better to be gay than straight."

I wonder what form the 'Gay God' is in? Is he a he? Is he a she? Is he a 'shem'? Hmmm? Lots of interesting things to ponder. Not that I'll be following up on it.

That said, I hope these nutters truly decide to push this text on the entire world. Especially the Muslim world...I'm sure it would be received very nicely by the loving folk of the 'Religion of Pieces.'**

Barack Obama (Spender-in-Chief)

"Number one, when they say, 'Well, why are we spending $800 billion [when] we've got this huge deficit?' - first of all, I found this deficit when I showed up, number one. I found this national debt, doubled, wrapped in a big bow waiting for me as I stepped into the Oval Office."

**The above comment has many truths in it. But Barack came into office 'promising' to be different, to be better...Barack Obama was supposed to bring 'change' to American politics. So much for 'promises'; 'promises' anyone with a clue knew were nothing but campaign lies.

Obama inherited a problem, it would be ignorant to deny this truth...It would be equally ignorant to deny the truth that Barack is proving to be anything but 'change,' and is nothing but more of the same. If he was truthful he'd say something like this:

"And now that I'm president, damned if I'm not going to double it again, and any Republican who stands in my way is a partisan." - James Taranto**

Barack Obama (The Stimulator)

"You know, I don't remember exactly what Joe was referring to, not surprisingly."

**"Not surprisingly." Hahahaha!! Way to throw your V.P. under the bus, Barack.

So, what was Joe "referring to"?

"If we do everything right (with the stimulus bill), if we do it with absolute certainty, if we stand up there and we really make the tough decisions, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong." - Joe 'The Bag Man' Biden

Sounds like Obama can't handle it that someone doesn't believe with 100% certainty the Pork-a-palooza Bill will work...What did he expect when he picked the Delaware Windbag for V.P.?

Seems to me Barack should be happy, however...At least Joey didn't tell the truth about the bill, which really only has about a 50% chance of working. AT BEST!!**

Hell-en Thomas (Curmudgeonous Crackpot)

"I'm a liberal, I was born a liberal, I'll be one 'til I die."

**My reply will be short, but will require you to do a little bit of calculus: I HOPE HELL-EN STOPS BEING A LIBERAL SOON!!!**

Speaker Nancy Pelosi (House Triumvir)

"Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package, 500 million Americans lose their jobs. I don't think we can go fast enough to stop that."

**What an ignoramus!!! It's hard to believe this buffoon is two heartbeats away from being President of the United States...Not that we're much better off with the two ahead of her.

The U.S. has a little over 300 million citizens, and probably another 20-50 million illegals. These figures include children, the elderly, the indigent, etc.; every single person living in the U.S...And in Nancy's crazyville mind all 300-350 million of these people (plus another 150-200 million) are losing their job every month!!!!

Seems to me Pelosi is either a scare monger, a complete jackass, a grandstander, or a liar...Or the obvious, ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!

That said, I'm proud of San Fran Nan for trying to improve her status in the 'Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year'...She must be unhappy about coming in third last year, and is making a very strong bid towards claiming the top spot in 2009.**

Jimmy Carter (Marxus peanutfarmera)

"Yes, I do. I think [Hamas can be trusted]. Because of their own self-interest. Not because they're benevolent or kind or that sort of thing. But yes, I do. I think they can. And they've never betrayed any commitment that they've made to me or publicly, as a matter of fact."

**Jimmy might very well be the biggest turd in all of Liberalville.......And that is quite and accomplishment among this group of turds.

What's most humorous (disturbing) about Carter's comment is I think he actually believes the bomb-throwing and throat-slitting Islamist scum in Hamas can be trusted.....Hard to believe this man was President of the United States at one time.

I keep praying President Obama doesn't become the second FDR, but maybe my hopes should be lowered, and should simply pray he doesn't become the second Jimmy Carter.**