Richard Stevenson (Just Another Dick)

"Is Barack Obama just too complex for voters to figure out?"

**In other words, Dick Stevenson is asking if the American people are too damn stupid to understand that President Obama only has their best interest at heart?

This seems to be a reoccurring theme among the media, who can't quite figure out why the American people haven't bought into Obama's plans.

Truth is, the American people have figured out exactly what Obama is and what he's about. He's a Lefty, and he wants to push the Leftist agenda on what has always been, and will always be, a Center-Right country...Scary thing is Obama knows the American people have figured him out and he doesn't care. He's going to try to force his agenda on them regardless of what they want.**

Billy Little (BS Barrister)

"An open process provides some level of assurance that there is no appearance that a Christian is seeking to execute a Muslim for racial, political, religious or cultural beliefs."

- Little is the public defender for Faleh Almaleki, a Muslim man in Phoenix who killed his daughter for being 'too Westernized.'

**This is sickening, and not because Almaleki is a Muslim...Anyone who kills in cold-blood should face the death penalty, regardless of their religion.

That said, here's hoping this POS does get life in prison...Here's also hoping he is given extra-special treatment in prison; extra-special treatment from the Prison Mule. So much extra-special treatment that he's either killed in the yard or commits suicide.**

Governor Bill Ritter (D - Colorado)

"There are kids who are obese in this state who are going to school hungry."

**Crazy as it sounds, this must be true, because anything Liberals say is true by definition...If you disagree you are a racist, fear-mongering, uncaring, radical Right-winger.

Or maybe you're just a common-sense American.**

Jane Lubchenco (National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration)

"It is important that people recognize that weather is not the same thing as climate."

- Trying to fight off Global Warming skeptics; especially those questioning extreme snow-storms in what is claimed to be a warming period.

**Lets start with some definitions from the Merriam-Webster OnLine Dictionary:
- Weather: the state of the atmosphere with respect to heat or cold, wetness or dryness, calm or storm, clearness or cloudiness.
- Climate: the average course or condition of the weather at a place usually over a period of years as exhibited by temperature, wind velocity, and precipitation.

Not exactly the same, but similar enough for government work...So I'll give a definition for what this crank is trying to pull over on the American people:
- Global Warming/Climate Change: Anything Liberals want it to be in an attempt to steal more money and freedom; particularly from American citizens.

It's that simple.**

Sen. DICK Durbin (D- Obamaville)

“I am convinced that infants born in Washington, D.C., are taken from the arms of their loving mothers right when they are born into a room where someone shows a film of a snowstorm with shrieking and screaming so that those children come to believe snow is a mortal enemy, like a nuclear attack."

**We have the same problem here in Phoenix; when it rains.

I, also, have a theory, which fits almost exactly with DICK's comment:

'I am convinced that infants born IN LIBERALVILLE, U.S.A., are taken from the arms of their loving mothers right when they are born into a room where someone shows a film of GLOBAL WARMING with shrieking and screaming so that those children come to believe CARBON DIOXIDE is a mortal enemy, like a nuclear attack.'**

John Brennan (Deputy National Security Advisor for Homeland Security and Counterterrorism)

"Politically motivated criticism and unfounded fear-mongering only serve the goals of al-Qaeda."

**Call me crazy, but this is exactly what Liberals spent seven years doing to President Bush while he FOUGHT terrorists...Why is it unacceptable to do the same thing to President Obama for NOT FIGHTING terrorists?

Maybe it's because the Obama administration doesn't believe in 'terrorism.' There are only 'man-caused disasters'...Which are America's fault; for being America.

General question: Why is it no matter what Liberals do or say it is acceptable, but no matter what Conservatives do or say it is not? Just a little something to ponder.**

Eliseo Medina (Service Employees International Union)

"[If] We reform the immigration laws, it puts 12 million people on a path to citizenship and eventually voters...Can you imagine if we have, even the same ratio [of Hispanics voting Democrat], two out of three? Can you imagine 8 million new voters who care about our issues and will be voting? We will be creating a government coalition for the long term, not just for an election cycle."

**I know there are plenty of Conservatives who thought it might have been OK to go along with G.W. Bush's 'amnesty' scheme, for many reasons. Some based on a naive sense of fairness, to keep prices down, because they'll do jobs others wont, etc., etc...Make no mistake, Democrats know exactly whey they want immigration reform.

THEY WANT IMMIGRATION REFORM SO THEY CAN CREATE A NEW DEMOCRAT VOTING BLOCK!

For decades Democrats have relied on the voting blocks of blacks, Jews, union workers, etc. But they know if they can find a way to gather illegal aliens (by making them legal), they can add an even more massive group to their system of 'Political Indentured Servitude.'...First they'll give them citizenship in exchange for votes. Then they'll follow it with welfare; in perpetuity. Just as the Democrats like it, because it will allow them to keep up the facade of helping Hispanics in exchange for votes to keep them in power.

In reality all the Democrats will do is create another level in the Liberal caste system. A system which keeps groups down, while creating the perception of trying to help them up...A sick and disgusting scheme, but one which has been extremely effective since the Democrats first started the 'War on Poverty' in the 1960's; a war which has done nothing but create more poverty and expand Liberalism to no one's advantage except degenerates and Democrat politicians (as if there's a difference).**

Speaker Nancy Pelosi (House Triumvir)

"Some things we can do on the side which may not fit into a bigger plan. That doesn't mean that is a substitute for doing comprehensive [health care reform]. It means we will move on many fronts, any front we can...We will go through the gate. If the gate is closed, we will go over the fence. If the fence is too high, we will vault in. If that doesn't work, we will parachute in. But we are going to get health care reform passed."

**I have to admit, I admire Nancy's determination. She generally says what she means, and means what she says...That said, WHAT A SCARY BITCH!

She's all but saying the Democrats are going to jam their il-Liberal health care scheme down our throats no matter what the American people want, or don't want...And if the American people continue to put up barriers she'll find a way to jump over them, and if she can't jump over them she'll crush them with the power of government.

Machine guns, flame throwers, RPG's, etc. Everything is fair game when it comes to the Liberals passing their government run/mandated health plan...And if you don't like it, be prepared to be squashed in their path.

Your choices are as follows: Jump on the Crazy-Train (Nancy, Harry and Barack), or get on board to help those who are doing their best to stop these power-driven insaniacs.**

Andrew Young (Ft. Marcy Park-ophobe)

"All I could think about was Vince Foster...For several months, I used to get up at 3 a.m. and walk around the house with a baseball bat and a knife."

- Young is the holder of the John Edwards sex tape, and the author of a tell-all book about Edwards called 'The Politician.'

**Andrew Young seems like a real sleaze-ball, but what would you expect from a guy who worked for, all but idolized, John Edwards? I'm sure Young is an absolute Liberal Jackass, but this isn't why I'm posting his quote.

I LOVE THE VINCE FOSTER REFERENCE!!

And after making such a stupid comment, his biggest concern shouldn't be about John Edwards or Rielle Hunter (the ho who ho'd around with Edwards)...No, no, no. Young's biggest fear should be the Secretary of State getting her hands on him for daring to speak about Vince Foster.**