Sen. DICK Durbin (D- Obamaville)

“I am convinced that infants born in Washington, D.C., are taken from the arms of their loving mothers right when they are born into a room where someone shows a film of a snowstorm with shrieking and screaming so that those children come to believe snow is a mortal enemy, like a nuclear attack."

**We have the same problem here in Phoenix; when it rains.

I, also, have a theory, which fits almost exactly with DICK's comment:

'I am convinced that infants born IN LIBERALVILLE, U.S.A., are taken from the arms of their loving mothers right when they are born into a room where someone shows a film of GLOBAL WARMING with shrieking and screaming so that those children come to believe CARBON DIOXIDE is a mortal enemy, like a nuclear attack.'**