Barack Obama (Failed One-Termer)

"I'd rather be a really good one-term president than a mediocre two-term president."

**That isn't the question, Barack. The real question is: 'Is there any chance he can work on being a decent one-term president instead of an abysmal one term president?'

The other question I have is: 'What kind of insano grading scale is Obama using to believe his first year in office was "really good?"

Maybe he was "really good" on saving the job market. Uh, maybe not. Maybe he was "really good" at keeping jihadis from attacking the U.S. Uh, maybe not. Maybe he was "really good" at passing a health care plan the American people could support. Uh, maybe not. Etc., etc., etc...Maybe I just don't understand what he considers "really good." He was "really good" at bowing to foreigners, tap dancing with the Iranian mullahs, Hugo Chavez and Vladamir Putin, bringing terrorists to American soil, spending boat-loads of money, scaring banks into not-giving loans, Global Warming scare-mongering, and collecting Nobel Prizes, however.

Eghads! Heaven forbid he's given a shot at being a self-defined "really good" two-termer.**