Andy Rooney (C'BS' Truthteller?)

"My problem with Dan [Rather] was always that you knew where he stood politically. And the fact that he stood on my side didn't have anything to do with it. I thought he was a bad representative of the liberal side because he was so obvious with his opinions. There were just little words he used when he wason the air that made it apparent to everyone that he was a liberal Democrat."

**Andy is absolutely correct in his take on Danny, who is nowhere near skilled enough to hide his insane Liberalism.......Not that Andy has hid his very well, either, but it's always good to see anyone taking shots at 'RATher.**

Mark Kurlansky (Propagandameister Irrationalis)

"I am sick and tired of the Founding Fathers and all their intents. The real American question of our times is how our country in a little over 200 years sank from the great hope to the most backward democracy in the West. The U.S. offers the worst healthcare program, one of the worst public school systems and the worst benefits for workers... We ought to do something. Instead, we keep worrying about the vision of a bunch of sexist, slave-owning 18th century white men in wigs and breeches."

**What a crock of crap, but if he must assign blame he should start with the ridiculous Liberal programs of the mid-late 20th Century, which created our school system, health care system, and Social Security systems.

Nah, that wouldn't fit his blame-game agenda.**

Richard Clarke (Former Clinton Counter Terrorism Czar)

"We are no more secure than we were five years ago... We are in for that second wave of terrorism."

**Hey DICK, the "second wave" is coming no matter what we do. Along with the third, fourth, fifth, etc., etc., etc........It's amazing they haven't already happened.

Hmmmm........Maybe taking the battle to Jihadistan, and fighting it out on their turf has worked.

Naaaaah! That would mean President Bush was correct......Which is a worse thought than taking another attack, in the mind of Liberals that is.**

Howard Dean (DNC Chairman, White-Domed Hyena)

"[E]mpowering people to help themselves is what we should be doing inthe 21st century. If you work hard, you ought to be able to support your family, [and] in America, you need the opportunity to work hard, and that means some level of support from government - no handouts, but some level of support so that you really do have a genuine opportunity to contribute to the country."

**What in the world does "some level of support from the government - no handouts" mean?

It means massive handouts and support from the government, in order to continue creating dependence, enslaving Americans to the whims of the Democrat Party....This is exactly what Howling Howie means.**

Eleanor Clift (Old Media Propagandameistress)

"The American people don't like to lose. Until the Democrats find a withdrawal plan that looks like a victory, the Republicans will have the upper hand."

**Re-read that quote,and you should notice something sickening.......Eleanor has no thought of winning the war?? She only speaks of packaging the war as a win.

This is a vile thought, and it's no wonder Americans don't trust Democrats with National Defense.....Losing means losing many American lives and hurting our economy as well, which is never good for America.

Truth is, Eleanor and her Leftist pals do care about winning.......Unfortunately, the only thing they care about winning is winning back power.**

Reuters Headline

"Rich Folks Get More Sleep - Blacks and Men Get Less."

**So is it only rich Hispanic, Indian, Arab, Asian, etc., women who get "more sleep"?

Such is the BS which passes for news in our modern day media......Which is why everyone should leave the Old Media for the New Media.**

Rep. Robert Wexler (D - Florida, Dumbass)

"I enjoy cocaine because it's a fun thing to do"…..."I enjoy the company of prostitutes for the following reasons because it's a fun thing to do. If you combine the two together, it's probably even more fun."

- Tricked into saying these comments on Comedy Central’s “The Colbert Report.”

**I must admit this isn't really a Liberal quote......But this Democrat sure as hell is a Jackass for falling into this quote.**

Bill Keller (NY Times Executive Director, 2006 Goebbels Award Nominee)

"We remain convinced that the administration's extraordinary access to this vast repository of international financial data, however carefully targeted use of it may be, is a matter of public interest."

- On aiding our Jihadist enemies by leaking government anti-terrorism spy secrets.

**I have no doubt Keller believes what he is saying, because he's as big a dupe as his hero Joseph Goebbels.......Hell, Bill would give his soul to the devil (again) if Leftists would honor him with the title of Liberal Propaganda Minister.**

George Stephanopoulos (ABC News Truth Teller - Sort of)

"What if in 2003, instead of invading Iraq, President Bush takes out the reprocessing facilities in North Korea?"

- After being refuted by George Will, he retracted:

"I don't even believe what I said, so I take it back, you're right."

**I'm afraid this is the case with many Liberals, who say all kinds of obsurd things knowing it is crap but doing whatever they have to do to put Bush in a bad light.

Amazingly, Stephi acknowledged it.......He knows no one watches his show, however, and probably doubted his lie would ever be noticed.**

Sen. John Heinz-Kerry (D'u' - Mass, Flipper floppus)

"Although no one is being jailed today for speaking out against the war in Iraq, the spirit of intolerance for dissent has risen steadily, and the habit of labeling dissenters as unpatriotic has become the common currency of the politicians currently running our country."

**I guess in Johnny's world only dissenters have freedom of speech and expression.........Those who dissent against the dissenters have no rights or value, and the dissenters have no "intolerance" for those who dissent against the dissenters.**

Bill Clinton (Arkansas Werewolf/Wolfboy [Fondlem undgropeum])

"At least...we ought to providea path to citizenship for these hard-working, law-abiding people. We ought to do it in a way that does not put them ahead of those who patiently waited in the legal process."

**On one hand Clinton speaks of a "path to citizenship." On the other hand he speaks of having to follow the law in order to become a citizen.

In other words, Clinton was triangulating the issue so he could pass by every side of the issue, and upset no one, while at the same time saying absolutely nothing.......No one has ever done it better than Bubba, and no one on the current political landscape is even close to being able to spin the magnificent webs of bullshit only Bill Clinton can weave.**

Seymour Hersh (The New Yorker Magazine)

"[T]he underlying problemis simply this, that our government, our allies in Europe, even the Israelis have not been able to come up with any specific evidence that the Iranians are doing what everybody thinks they're doing: running a secret program to make weapons. There's no parallel program. There's no [sic] sites. There's no evidence that they're doing anything other than what they say they're doing."

**There was also no proof Hitler eliminating Jews prior to 1939.......But it was happening.

I guess Syemour needs to see a mushroom cloud before he believes the Iranians have a nuclear weapons program......Heaven forbid the next time we elect a peace-monger president with thoughts like this jackass.**

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (House Minority Leader, Leftus irrationalis)

"What we have to do is define ourselves so that Republicans do not define us. This is a define-or-be-defined business that we're in, so you can't leave it out in the open... I'm even hard put to say what our agenda will be when we win."

**San Fran Nan is a strange duck, but at least she's "honest" enough to "accidentally admit" the Democrats don't have an agenda.....No agenda outside of being anti-Bush, that is.**

Top 10 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year (2005)

Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals (Freisler Wannabe's)
"There is no fundamental right of parents to be the exclusive provider of information regarding sexual matters to their children. Parents have no due processor privacy right to override the determinations of public schools as to the information to which their children will be exposed while enrolled as students."

- Ruling upholding the"right" of a school district to administer a sex survey to (very young) public school students without parental permission

**HOLY SHIT! Read that again "Parents of America."

Parents don't have the right to override decisions made by public schools!!

They can propagandize your children any way they want, and have the full backing of the 2nd highest court in the land!!

And we wonder why we have a "Lost Generation" of American youths.Such is life in Liberalville.....Which is why we must all partake in the rights assured in the 2nd Amendment. Which is also why Liberals fight so hard to deny our 2nd Amendment rights.**
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Associated Press
"Arctic Ice Melts Faster as It Gets Warmer"

**Uhhh, look at that headline again........I'm pretty sure all "ice melts faster as it gets warmer" Not just "Arctic Ice."

The EnvironMENTALists have the ultimate shell-game going here.

When it's warm, it is obviously caused by GLOBAL WARMING. When it's cool, it is caused by GLOBAL WARMING, because the warming thaws the Polar Caps, forcing cool air towards the middle of the globe.

It's brilliantly diabolical, and foolproof regardless of the outcome......The Hegelian Dialectic put to its perfect, maniacal use.**
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Sen. Ted Kennedy (D"u" - Mass, The Duke of Chapaquiddick Bay, King of Diamonds)
"The powerful winds and flood waters of Katrina tore away the mask that has hidden from public view the many Americans who are left out and left behind. As one nation under God, we cannot continue to ignore the injustice, the inequality and the gross disparities that exist in our society."

**We really should give Fat Teddy a little leeway with this issue, because if anyone knows about the "power of water" it would be him.......Ooops.

In fact, he has a double with this statement, because if anyone knows about the "gross disparities in our society" it would be a silver-spooned Kennedy millionaire.....Ooooops.

And now that I think about it, Teddy hit a triple here, because everyone knows what a God-loving, man of Christian principles he is........Oooooooops!!

Hey Duke, quite being a fat-ass, God-hating, rich prick who kills people!!**
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Geraldo Rivera (An Indehiscent, Hard-Shelled, One-Loculated, One-Seeded Fruit = A NUT!)
"I believe that, like homosexuals, child molesters are born not made. They are not cured. You don't cure someone from being gay. It's insulting to gay people to say that you can cure them. It is a criminal justice, law and order reality, harsh reality, that you cannot cure a child sex predator. They are born that way. They will always be sexually attracted to children."

**So is Gerald defending pedophiles, or what? It looks like that's exactly what he's doing.....Which puts him in line with many Liberals.

If Normos are acceptable because they are "born that way", then shouldn't pedophiles be as well? Maybe we can create a whole new class of Normos, that makes it legal for those "born that way" to do any damn thing they want, no matter how much the rest of society is disgusted by their actions.

Any of you who've ever been molested or have kids who have been, you need to get over yourself......Because many Liberals (not just Geraldo) think PEDOPHILIA IS A NORMAL, NATURAL-BORN BEHAVIOR.

Or we can execute them for being the sick bastards they are.....I'm sure this makes me a radical though.**
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Harry Belafonte (Racist)
"Hitler had a lot of Jews high up in the hierarchy of the Third Reich. Color does not necessarily denote quality, content or value. [If] a black is a tyrant, he is first and foremost a tyrant, then he incidentally is black. Bush is a tyrant and if he gathers around him black tyrants, they all have to be treated as they are being treated."

**I'm not even sure what to say here..........Except that Harry is a racist of the first order.How about another Belafonte quote, just to hammer the point:

"There was two kinds of slaves. There was the house Negro and the field Negro. The house Negroes, they lived in the house with master, they dressed pretty good, they ate good 'cause they ate his food and what he left...In those days he was called a 'house nigger.' And that's what we call him today, because we've still got some house niggers running around here."

- He was actually quoting Malcolm X, and specifically associating this comment with Condoleeza Rice and Colin Powell.**
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Foresake the Troops.com
"This website is proudly dedicated to the notion that our nation's military is grossly overcompensated, at the expense of the American taxpayers. Even as the evil, overspending Pentagon seeks to raise benefits for these scumbags, Forsake The Troops believes that these pukes get pay and benefits tax-free when in a combat zone [and should not]. ... Our problem is this: the military is a lifestyle these morons chose. What idiot risks their life for a country? It's what they chose. Forsake our Troops! They must think that if they go to war, they don't need to pay taxes just like the rest of us. Let 'em die in combat -- we don't need their ilk!"

- Homepage for this pathetic, Democrat Party supporting group: Forsake the Troops

**Our brave American soldiers are:
"Overpaid" - "Scumbags" - "Pukes" - "Morons" - "Idiots"
"LET THEM DIE IN COMBAT"!?!?!?!

And you wonder why I hate these fucking people?!?!? Don't think for a minute there aren't many in this group, or like them.

"War is the continuation of Politics by other means" - Clauswitz
”Politics is the continuation of War by other means” - Pero**
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Peter Singer (Princeton University ProfessssssssYCHO)
"I do think that it is sometimes appropriate to kill a human infant. For me, the relevant question is, what makes it so seriously wrong to take a life? Those of you who are not vegetarians are responsible for taking a life every time you eat. Species is no more relevant than race in making these judgments."

**Your children are worth no more than a COW...or a PIG...or a FISH...or a.......

What a psychotic world view!!! And this piece of crap is a highly esteemed professor.

Lets look at a few of his books:
"The Great Ape Project: Equality Beyond Humanity"
"Unsanctifying Human Life"
"Rethinking Life and Death: The Collapse of Our Traditional Ethics"
"Animal Liberation""One World"
"The President of Good and Evil: The Ethics of George W. Bush"

This is why we must all be very careful when pushing our children into college.....There is no greater moral vacuum than that of the university, especially the most prestigious ones, which are little more than Socialist wastelands.**
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Sen. Harry Reid (D-Nevada, Minority Leader)
"It would mean that one man, sitting in the White House, has the practical ability to personally hand out lifetime jobs to judges whose rulings can last forever. That's not how America works."

**Harry knows this is EXACTLY "how America works".......Majorities matter, and the American people have created the Republican majority by voting for them in the past 8 years. The job of these majorities is to follow the will of the people, which includes placing judges in office.

ITS THE WAY IT HAS BEEN, THE WAY IT IS GOING TO AND WILL ALWAYS BE!!!

Question: Did Harry have any problem with Clinton putting the head of the ACLU(seless) on the bench for life? (R.B. Ginsberg)........Of course he didn't. And Ruthie is much more Liberal than any of Bush's nominees are Conservative.**
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Bill Maher (Hollywood Idiot)
“I think religion is a neurological disorder. If you look at it logically, it's something that was drilled into your head when you were a small child”………"When you look at beliefs in such things as, do you go to heaven, is there a devil, we have more in common with Turkey and Iran and Syria than we do with European nations and Canada and nations that, yes, I would consider more enlightened than us."…….. "When people say to me, 'You hate America,' I don't hate America. I love America. I am just embarrassed that it has been taken over by people like evangelicals, by people who do not believe in science and rationality. It is the 21st century. And I will tell you, my friend. The future does not belong to the evangelicals. The future does not belong to religion."

**So much for diversity, aye? I have no official religion, but would never deny anyone theirs.......I guess diversity means Leftism, because they surely don't want to grant diversity of Conservative or religious thought.

Re-read that pile of red crap above, and tell me if his logic is any different than this:

"Religion is the opiate of the masses." - Karl Marx**
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Robert Jensen (Professor, University of Texas)
"[Americans must pursue] the most courageous act of citizenship in the United States today: pledging to dismantle the American empire. The United States has lost the war in Iraq, and that's a good thing."

**1. We aren't losing the war.

2. If we were losing, it would be a good thing??......Does he realize this would mean tens of thousands of Americans would be dying in Iraq? And does he really think these troops death would be a good thing?

3. Dismantle the American Empire??? What empire?......The U.S. is the only great nation in the history of the world which hasn't created an empire.

4. I hope you all know this is what you are sending your children out to when they go to college.........I am very close to this situation and can tell you this type of thought process is much more prevalent than we all want to admit.**

Pero's Going to Disneyland

I'll be back on July 18........Make sure you return, and use this next week to review some of the classic Jackass Quotes from the past.

Sen. Joe Biden (D'ipshit' - Delaware)

"In Delaware, you cannot go into a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.....I, I, I'm not joking."

**If Joe had an (R) behind his name, the MSM would be crucifying him and call him a racist for such a comment......Instead this comment will be buried, except here, where it will remain for the length of my vacation.**

Charles Gibson (ABC Propagandameister)

"Wildfires ravage the West and threaten homes. Is global warming to blame?"

**Why not? Everything can be blamed on global warming........Of course it couldn't be as simple as some dumbas flicking a cigarette in the bush.

Speaking of bush, I'm sure the fires are Bush's fault too........Right along with tsunamis, volcanos, too much rain, not enough rain, etc., etc., etc.**

Al Gore (Pet Rock)

"The Earth has a fever. When your child has a fever you hear maybe that's a warning of something seriously wrong and you get it checked. Well, we've gotten it checked and the scientific community worldwide has a consensus: it's man-made global warming pollution. And it's making the droughts much more likely and more intense...[and] the more powerful hurricanes are mainly due to man-made global warming, the increased intensity and strength."

**Hey Al, when you dip your thermometer into a select number of rectums you will find that many may have "fevers".......But if he'd do a complete global thermometer reading he'd find there is little if any deviation from the normal global temperature. Some areas are hotter, and some are colder.

That said, maybe we can give the Earth some Tylenol or Motrin to relieve its "fever"........Or maybe, just maybe, Rocky's had that thermometer up his own rectum so long that he's the one with the fever.**

INDEPENDENCE DAY QUOTES

I cannot put a "Jackass Quote" on this great day.......This day will not be disgraced with the vile filth of the un-American Leftist liars who normally haunt this page.
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"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." - Declaration of Independence July 4, 1776

"My God! How little do my countrymen know what precious blessings they are in possession of, and which no other people on earth enjoy!" - Thomas Jefferson

Misc. Democrat Complainer

"These puppets in the Iraqi government that the Americans brought to power are helpless. They can't protect themselves or the Iraqi people."

**Alright, this quote wasn't from a Liberal Jackass, it was from Sodom Hussein (so it was from a jackass).......But it sure sounded like something which would fly out of the pie-hole of a variety of American Liberals.

It's surprising how often this is the case with Liberals and America's enemies.........Hmmmmmm! I'm sure you can do the calculus on your own.**

(G)Natalie Maines (Dicksie Chick)

"The entire country may disagree with me, but I don't understand the necessity for patriotism. Why do you have to be a patriot? About what? This land is our land? Why? You can like where you live and like your life, but as for loving the whole country... I don't see why people care about patriotism."

**What a moron......I have no doubt that Natalie is saying what many Liberals think, but no one is stupid enough to come out and say it.

Hey (G)Nat, keep stumping for Democrats........Pretty please.**

Ralph Neas (President of People For the American Way Foundation)

“Americans’ rights and liberties are already less secure after just one year of the Roberts Court. While Justice Kennedy has prevented the Court’s far-right four from doing their worst, we’re clearly headed in the wrong direction. One more ultraconservative justice would mean a ‘lost generation’ for the Constitution.”

**Ralphie's sort of correct......."One more ultraconservative justice would mean a 'lost generation' for the" Liberal RE-WRITING OF THE CONSTITUTION!!

If Neas had an honost bone in his body (Hahaha!!! That's a stretch.), he'd admit that the SCOTUS is hardly made up of "ultraconservatives," and the most radical of its nine members is the Leftist old hag..........Ruthie Ginsberg (AKA: Litigatus agitatus).**