Bill Clinton (Arkansas Werewolf/Wolfboy [Fondlem undgropeum])

"At least...we ought to providea path to citizenship for these hard-working, law-abiding people. We ought to do it in a way that does not put them ahead of those who patiently waited in the legal process."

**On one hand Clinton speaks of a "path to citizenship." On the other hand he speaks of having to follow the law in order to become a citizen.

In other words, Clinton was triangulating the issue so he could pass by every side of the issue, and upset no one, while at the same time saying absolutely nothing.......No one has ever done it better than Bubba, and no one on the current political landscape is even close to being able to spin the magnificent webs of bullshit only Bill Clinton can weave.**