Myriam Navas (Member of the Madrid Gay, Lesbian, Transsexual Collective)

“I don’t like the way that homosexuality is often associated with effeminacy, when everybody knows how diverse the gay world is.”

- Complaining about the "Diccionario de la Real Academia Española" (the Spanish equivalent to the Oxford English Dictionary.)

**I'm going to leave my comment to José Antonio Pascual (Spanish language specialist): “We simply photograph the landscape; we don’t create it.”

In other words, if homos didn't act "with effeminacy" they wouldn't be labelled as such.....I love the truth!!**

Vicky Gene Robinson (Episcopal Bishopress)

"Do we see Christ and are we courageous enough to acknowledge Christ in the lives and relationships of our gay and lesbian neighbors?... Our homosexual agenda is Jesus Christ. By the living Christ who has acted in my life I am convinced that I am not an abomination in the eyes of God..."

**I'll be honest, I don't "see Christ" and couldn't care less what the Bible's views on GLBTTBNP issues are, but I do believe Normos are "an abomination"......."In the eyes of God" or not.

Also, am I the only one who has a problem with GUYS named VICKY??? Call me a radical if you must, but Mr. Vicky needs to step out of the dress and quit being a degenerate.**

Martha Raddatz (ABC News White House Propagandress)

"This trip was not only surrounded in secrecy, there
was a bit of deception as well."

- Complaining that the press wasn't informed in advance about the President's recent visit to Iraq.

**I can't believe I'm going to do it, but the best reply to Martha's complaint comes from a Justin Timberlake song: "CRY ME A RIVER!!!!!"

Booohooohooo........I'm sure the pukes in the media feel Bush owes it to them to put his travel plans on the internet and front page of the NY Times.

At the current rate of media leaks, there's little doubt they would spill the beans about the trip and the logistics of it.........Too bad if our enemies figure out exactly where the president is going. Too bad if they shoot his plane out of the sky.

Hell, if anything it would give the media an even bigger story to report on.......WHICH IS ALL THEY CARE ABOUT!!**

And we all know the media would leak his plans**

Carmen Hotvedt (Violence Prevention Specialist at UW-Madison's University Health Services)

"In our educational efforts with students, we define consent as freely given. The (new) law really enforces the educational messages we've been sending for a long time."

- Regarding a new date-rape law in Wisconsin, which puts alcohol on par with date-rape drugs as an aggravating factor in certain sexual assaults.

**Rape is brutal, and true rapists should be a executed for their crimes........As should all sexual predators.

That said, how can a woman who willfully gets drunk then has sex be equated with a woman who is slipped a date-rap drug and then has sex? Do women have no responsibility to not get drunk, which puts them at an unnecessary risk of making poor CHOICES???

This is stupid, and does nothing but claim women are too stupid to care for themselves, or that they are infallable in any choices they make; good, bad or otherwise.......Both of which are ignorant and ridiculous ideas.**

Sen. Harry Reid (Minority Leader, D - Nevada Desert Kangaroo Rat)

"I don't know how many times we have heard the president say, 'We will stand down as the Iraqis stand up.' I don't want to hear that anymore. It seems to me that that mantra no longer stands. That is, we have to start bringing our troops home."

**Harry would much rather President Bush say, "We will sit down and give up."

Those would be words from heaven (whatever that word means in Liberalville) for the Senate Minority Leader.......Not because it would be good for America, but because it would give the Democrats an enormous tool to hit the Republicans over the head with. Which is all they care about.**

Rev. Lennox Yearwood (National Coordinator for the Gulf Coast Renewal Campaign)

"I don't need a Democrat Congress, I don't need a Republican Congress. I need a human Congress. I don't need a FEMA. I need a PEMA, a People's Emergency Management Agency... While [those in New Orleans] thought the hurricanes and the winds would pass, they had no idea that the money that would have been going overseas to an unjust war would not be used to fix their levies and they would find themselves drowning in the waters."

**Maybe the people of New Orleans would have been better off had the reverend cared as much about the pre-Katrina cesspool (New Orleans), instead of helping to create a city of complete dependency.

Oh and lets not forget, over $8 billion have already been pumped into the New Orleans cleanup, and the nipple to the federal government is far from being covered.......So, the money will keep flowing, but it will never be enough to placate those with a perpetual ax-to-grind.**

Sen. John Heinz (D'u' - Mass, Toothless Dolphin)

"[T]he Swift Boat vets] lied and lied and lied about everything. How many lies do you get to tell before someone calls you a liar? How many times can you be exposed in America today?"

**Seems to many that Johnny would be the best person to answer his own questions.......I'm sure he'd give a few different answers, and change them from time to time, but he'd still be the perfect one to answer his own questions.**

Sen. Harry Reid (Minority Leader, D - Nevada Desert Kangaroo Rat)

"[H]as the administration or the Republican Congress taken steps to reduce the risks of global climate change? No. They're more than willing to debate the pet-issues of the far-right, like the definition of marriage, but afraid of angering the White House and their political base by investigating and taking action on tough issues like global warming."

**These Envio-Doomsday promoters are idiots, but I'm going to leave my response to Dennis Prager:

"One day, our grandchildren may ask us what we did when Islamic fascism threatened the free world. Some of us will say we were preoccupied with fighting that threat wherever possible; others will be able to say they fought carbon dioxide emissions. One of us will look bad."**

HillaryNow.com (Kooky Cookie Monster)

Hillary's recipe for Bill's Cookies!

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**The clown who runs this site must be adding some of the "funny green spices" in Hillary's cookies....Which are making him kooky.

Please go visit the site. It's worth a good laugh.**

Sen. Hillary Clinton (D - NY, Peronista manipulatus)

"To help American families meet their responsibilities at work and at home, I've championed legislation to expand after school programs, make quality childcare and respite care more available and affordable. I've also co-sponsored The Healthy Families Act to allow workers paid time off when they are sick or need to take their kids to a doctor."

**Oh, how beautiful Liberalville (a region in the Utopian States of America) sounds.........The operative words are "utopian" and "sounds."

In Hillaryville, how are businesses going to pay for the extra cost of covering the workload of those with even more time off? How are they going to pay for mandatory "paid time off" along with the cost of new employees to cover for those taking the extra time off?

It doesn't take much economic genius to see the answer will be an increase in the cost of goods and services, because business will not absorb the cost on its own. It will pass on the cost to the consumer. Which will do terrible damage to the U.S. economy (the United States, not the Utopian States.)

Also, last I checked such government interference in private business was better known as Socialism or Communism........Hmm.

But it sure sounds nice, doesn't it?**

Al Gore (Pet Rock)

"I honestly believe that the role I can most usefully play is to try to change the minds of the American people...about what this crisis [of 'global warming'] is about... We face a challenge in the conversation of democracy that we must be up to in order to save the climate balance on which our civilization depends."

**Chicken Little Gore is a pathetic creature, and I'm going to leave my response to a scientist with much better knowledge of the subject.

"Gore's circumstantial arguments are so weak that they are pathetic. It is simply incredible that they, and his film, are commanding public attention." - Professor Bob Carter of the Marine Geophysical Laboratory at James Cook University (along with hundreds of other professional climatologists)**

Alan Hevesi (New York State Comptroller)

"The man who, how do I phrase this diplomatically, who will put a bullet between the president's eyes if he could get away with it. The toughest senator, the best representative. A great, great member of the Congress of the United States."

- Comments during an introduction of Sen. Chuck Schumer at the Queen's College graduation cerremony.

**Uh........Even the Brooklyn Jackass didn't want any part of this intro. Not that he doesn't think of himself in the way he was introduced.**

Brian Barnard (Shyster)

"American Atheists has no objection to honoring law enforcement officers who gave their lives in public service. However, government should not participate in such a program using such a poignant religious symbol."

- Arguing that Utah must remove memorials to fallen Highway Patrol troopers because those monuments include crosses

**THE HORROR!!! A cross on the side of a highway........I'm sure millions of passers-by cringe at this site. Hardly.

I'm sure this is a wonderful monument to the sacrifice of the police officers who gave their life in the service of their fellow man........Except in the eyes those from Liberalville who pass by it, of course.**

Pinch Sulzberger Jr. (N.Y. Times Chairman, Silverus spoonus)

"You weren't supposed to be graduating into an America fighting a misbegotten war in a foreign land. You weren't supposed to be graduating into a world where we are still fighting for fundamental human rights, whether it's the rights of immigrants to start a new life; or the rights of gays to marry; or the rights of women to choose. You weren't supposed to be graduating into a world where oil still drove policy and environmentalists have to fight relentlessly for every gain."

- Comment during his speech at the State University of New York graduation ceremony.

**In Pinchie's world, students graduating in 2006 were supposed to graduate into an America which cowered to international terrorists, humans were allowed to marry goats, women could execute their children at any point in their pregnancy (even on delivery day), and the economy ground to a halt because we didn't want to use that dreadful resource known as oil.

What an ugly world Liberalville utopia would be if it were up to jerkoffs like the Pampered Pinch Poodle.......It's ugly enough as it is with them having a modicum of control, imagine if they ruled the roost?**

Sen. Dick(head) Durbin (Ass. Democrat Leader - Illinois)

"[T]o think that we would build a fence without any conversation or consultation with Mexico - that doesn't make sense."

**Dick has all kinds of great ideas in his little head.......Between asking Mexico's permission to defend our country and publicly comparing the U.S. Military to the Nazi SS I don't know which is his most brilliant idea.**

Rep. Pete Stark (D - CA, 9 of Diamonds)

“This is just to cover Bush’s [rear] so he doesn’t have to answer [for Iraqi civilians being killed by the U.S. military and his own sagging poll numbers]. Iraq is still a mess - get out.”

*Gotta love the Democrat take on killing Zarqawi........They make a big deal out of him not being captured/killed, then when he is killed they flip the issue and say it is no big deal.

I guess it's no big deal we also caught Sodom and killed his kids.....Those days were ho-hummers in Liberalville.

Just like every other day and event which is good for America.......Which are bad for Democrats.**

Michael Newdow (Anti-American Putz)

"Clearly it's not treating atheists equal with people who believe in God when you say 'In God We Trust' or we are a 'nation under God.'"

- Arguing against the Pledge of Allegiance

**The United States isn't based on "equality." The United States is based on "LIBERTY!"....If it's "equality" he wants then he needs to move to Europe.

Also, the First Amendment protects "freedom of religon," not "freedom from religion".......If he wants "freedom from religion" then he needs to move to Europe, as well.

Or he can put a pistol in his mouth if he really can't take the stress of living in the most Christian nation on Earth....Which would be my personal recommendation for him and his like.**

Chris Wallace (FOX News Host)

"Senator, is it a success for the American people that illegal immigrants are going to be able to collect Social Security benefits and even tax credits on past illegal work? Is it a success for America that American officials must confer with Mexican authorities before they start building a fence on the border?"

- Question asked to Sen. Bill Frist in a FOX News interview.

**The 'question' isn't a Libby Jackass Quote by any means.........Frist's lack of a legitimate answer was however. In fact, we're still waiting for a cognizant answer from the Majority Leader. Maybe he can send out the Minority Leader (Harry Reid), who would say exactly what Frist would like to, but is afraid to say.**

L.A. Times (Pravda West)

"The best thing Hillary Rodham Clinton could do for humanity is not run for president. Nothing against her personally, mind you; it's just that her aspirations could get in the way of her husband's worthier ones. In our continuing quest to find an appropriate job for our favorite ex-president...we now offer an even better suggestion. This time, it's a post he has coveted. Not long after leaving office in 2001, Clinton reportedly told an aide that his dream job would be secretary-general of the United Nations. That's our dream too... The world needs Bill more than the U.S. needs Hillary."

**The leader of the U.N. is more important than the President of the U.S.? The world needs more Bill?

No wonder this sham-of-a-paper's subscription circulation is circling the drain......Take out the crossword puzzle and no one would buy it.**

Howard Dean (DNC Chairman, White-Domed Hyena)

"One of the misconceptions about the Democratic Party is that we're godless and that we don't have any values."

**Uhhh..................I don't even know what to say about this, except that the conception about Democrats isn't misconeived. It is understood exactly as it is, which is that the Dems are valueless and godless.**

Sen. Harry Reid (Minority Leader, D - Nevada, Nevada Desert Kangaroo Rat)

“I am so proud of the Senate [for passing the immigration bill]. This is the way we should legislate - on a bipartisan basis."

**This rat is "proud of the Senate" for stabbing America in the back in order to placate the southern Goths!! Per normal, the Democrats are on the wrong side of history, and sickeningly have managed to drag some Republicans with them.

What's really funny is at the exact time Harry was making this statement about "bipartisan" efforts, the Senate Democrats were trying to mount a filibuster attempt against Brett Kavanaugh for the Appeals Court.......I guess "bipartisanship" only runs one way: TO THE LEFT!!!**

Sen. Hillary Clinton (D - NY, Peronista manipulatus)

"We need to reform our energy taxes so that large oil companies who reap huge benefits from unexpectedly high energy prices over the next two years will be required to pay a portion of their profits into the strategic energy fund."

**Next step: Nationalizing the oil companies to ensure no one ever makes a profit off of oil......Just keep in mind many 401(k) programs and American jobs are banking on such profits which Hillary and her Socialist pals would put an end to in an effort to help the people.

Never forget, "for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction".......This is Newton's Third Law of Motion, but also holds true in business and the economy.**

Noam Chomsky (MIT Progagandameister, Communist Lunatic)

"I have been writing about terrorism for 25 years always using the official U.S. definition [of the word 'terrorist'], but that definition is un-usable, and the reason is that when you use that definition it turns out, not surprisingly,that the U.S is one of the leading terrorist states, and the other states become terrorist or non-terrorist depending on how they are relating to U.S. goals."

**Chomsky is a favorite of the Left, and is considered one of the countries greatest "minds"......And he thinks America is a terrible country.

This statement alone should tell you all you need to know about the "minds" of Leftists.......It should also cause you to rethink many of your thoughts about college education, which is often little more than KVCh indoctrination.**

Greenpeace(of Dung)

"In the twenty years since the Chernobyl tragedy, the world's worst nuclear accident, there have been nearly [FILL IN ALARMIST AND ARMAGEDDONIST FACTOID HERE]."

- Anti-nuclear memo which was accidentally released to the public.

**Hahahaha!! Gotta love it when these scumbags show their stripes.....Even if it is by accident.

Keep this in mind when you hear end-of-the-world hyperbole coming from the mouths of environMENTALists........Especially that fat POS, Al Gore (Pet Rock)**

Reuters

"Climate, Not Humans, Said to Have Killed Off Mammoths."

- Headline in recent Reuters publication

**No way!! I know it was Haliburton, Cheney and Bush!**

Sen. John Kerry (D'u' - Mass, Flipper Floppus)

"I voted for [the border fence]... If I were making the long-term decision, I'd announce, you know, hopefully it's a temporary measure, and we can take it down as soon as we have enough people [to guard the border]."

**WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!

Flip-flopping on the fly is a stunt which should only be attempted by trained professionals.**

HillaryNow.com

"Because America needs a 'Wonder-Woman'"

- Slogan for HillaryNow.com's website

**The people who run this site are truly nuts........Speaking of nuts, they may want to do a gender check before declaring Hillary as 'Wonder-Woman':)**

Vicente Fox (Mexican President, Fritigern Wannabe)

"Today's historic vote is a monumental step forward. This is a moment that millions of [Mexican] families have been hoping for. This is the moment that millions of people have been working for."

-- Commenting on last week's Senate vote to grant AMNESTY to Mexicans who've squated in the U.S.

**Congratulations U.S.! You've just been handed 12,000,000 new citizens (at least). Which is ONLY a 4% increase on the total U.S. population.......It doesn't take a rocket scientist to do the demographic calculus and predict this 4% will increase astronomically in a short time.

For proof see Los Angeles.**