Rep. John Dingell[Berrry] (D-Michigan)

"I'm not going to be carried out feet first...I don't want people to say I stayed too long."

- Announcing his retirement from the House of Representatives.

Hey John!  It's too late for that not wanting to stay "too long" stuff...He's been in congress for 58 years!

Not only has he been in Congress "too long," but he succeeded his daddy - And his wife is looking to succeed him...The whole damn family has been in Congress "too long."  A virtual Michigan Congressional Dynasty - everything the U.S. isn't supposed to be.

Oh, and Dingell(berry) is a total Libby turd, too...Which is beside the point - or a given because he has (D) after his name.

Don't go out "feet first," Johnny.  Just go.

Senator Claire McCaskill (D - Mizzou)

"Probably not."

- Answer to a question: 'if you were up for re-election would you invite President Obama to campaign with you.'

Hell no, she wouldn't!  The guy is toxic!

Barack Obama might be the greatest personal campaigner in the history of the American republic, but he is a cancer for anyone who is attached to him.  Why?

Obama is the perfect personal campaigner because he has found a magical formula for playing on the hearts and minds of white guilt, and he is willing to say anything to anyone, with no concerns for telling even the most blatant lies - which is the truly the secret sauce behind 'Hope and Change.'

Obama is a cancer for anyone other than himself in his party because he's a terrible president - his policies are hated by most Americans (and since ObamaCare took effect even more are realizing he is also a blatant liar) - and those he campaigns with aren't able to cleans themselves of his tint as well as he personally is.

Which is why the Democrats got slaughtered in 2010, and why very well may again in this year's House, Senate and Governor's elections.

Michael Kirby (U.N. Human Rights Investigation of North Korea Chairman)

"Our mandate requires us to report on accountability...Accountability means accountability of identifiable people, who are still alive, for crimes that have been committed against international law.  Some of those crimes are against humanity, and therefore we are obliged by our mandate to consider and respond to that."

WOW!  The geniuses at the U.N. came to the conclusion that North Korea is a Hell State!  Wow, that's some real forward thinking.

So, what is the U.N. going to do about it?  Answer:  Nada!

The U.N. is the ultimate paper tiger, and there isn't anything it will do to North Korea...But I do have a suggestion:  The U.N. should have Obama announce a "red line" against North Korea.

I'm sure that would set Kim Jong-un straight.

Debon Garrigues (Gender Neutral)

"For me, this is about much more than a button on a monitor...This encourages people to think outside the binary spectrum.  It means I don't have to try to fit in the wrong boxes."

- Commenting about Facebook creating a bunch of new terms people can use to identify their gender.

Facebook refuses to publish its complete list of 'genders,' but here's a list of those which have been discovered:

Agender, Androgyne, Androgynous, Bigender, Cis, Cisgender, Cis Female, Cis Male, Cis Man, Cis Woman, Cisgender Female, Cisgender Male, Cisgender Man, Cisgender Woman, Female to Male, FTM, Gender Fluid, Gender Nonconforming, Gender Questioning, Gender Variant, Genderqueer, Intersex, Male to Female, MTF, Neither, Neutrois, Non-binary, Other, Pangender, Trans, Trans*, Trans Female, Trans* Female, Trans Male, Trans* Male, Trans Man, Trans* Man, Trans Person, Trans* Person, Trans Woman, Trans* Woman, Transfeminine, Transgender, Transgender Female, Transgender Male, Transgender Man, Transgender Person, Transgender Woman, Transmasculine, Transsexual, Transsexual Female, Transsexual Male, Transsexual Man, Transsexual Person, Transsexual Woman, Two-Spirit...Along with Male and Female - surprisingly.

A few things stick out to me as being very obvious:  Facebook better make sure to create a 'gender' type for those who want to be *; along with those who want to be &, @, %, etc...And I sure hope they have one for Three-Spirit and 3-Spirit, along with just 3 or Spirit.

What a pathetic joke.  The clowns at Facebook, along with the fools who take part in this insanity, truly have Gender Degeneracy Disorder...I'm sure this makes me a radical, however.

Krystal Ball (Left of the Lefties)

"So while I admire and respect Secretary (Hillary) Clinton deeply, I must say:  Don't run, Hillary.  Don't run."

Krystal is an MSNBC mouthpiece, so it's pretty easy to tell she's a goofy Lefty.  What's her beef with Hillary Clinton?

"...her entry into the race would likely keep out Elizabeth Warren or another middle-class champion." - K.B.

Oh my!  Hillary isn't Left enough!  Instead Krystal wants Clinton to step back for Senator Warren (C - Mass.).  Eghads!

For those who aren't familiar with Warren, she's the new holder of Dead Ted's Senate seat, and is one of the Left's new darlings...She's also the one who gave Obama the famous line "you didn't build that."

My favorite part is the B.S. about the "middle-class."  Supposedly Barack Obama is a "middle-class champion," yet the only ones who've done well during his stint in office have been the rich.  Especially the super rich...At least the poor have been given more freebies, but the "middle-class" has been crushed under his illustrious leadership.

My other favorite part is looking at the wealth of the so called "middle-class champions" on the American  Left - like many of her comrades, Elizabeth Warren is a multi-millionaire...Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I wish all these jokers would spare us the 'Average Joe,' 'common man' and "middle-class" crapola!

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (Mad Genius)

"What we are seeing is that people are leaving their jobs because they are no longer job locked...They are following their aspirations to be a writer; to be self-employed; to start business.  This is the entrepreneurial piece.  So it's not going to cost jobs.  Its going to shift how people make a living and reach their aspirations."

- Comment about the recent Congressional Budget Office - constantly referred to as bipartisan by the MSM, which means it is Liberal - predicting around 2,000,000 Americans will lose their jobs in the next decade due to ObamaCare.

Nancy is a genius.  No, seriously, she is.

The reality is most of the 2 million who lose their jobs won't become "writers," or "self-employed," or "start business(es)"...What they will become is UNEMPLOYED!  Most likely, long-term unemployed.  Dependent on the largess of the government to provide for their survival - food stamps, ObamaPhones, housing, health care, pot (medicinal and recreational), etc.

Truly etc., etc., etc. - ad infinitum etc.

In other words they will become Democrats-for-life!  Tied to the Democrat Party Plantation.

Which is why Nancy is a 'mad genius.'  Because all she cares about is creating more government-dependent Democrats.

Sadly, she and her comrades are succeeding.

University of Minnesota Race Idiots

"Efforts to reduce crime should never be at the expense of our Black men, or any specific group of people likely to be targeted...In addition to causing Black men to feel unsafe and distrusted, racial profiling is proven to inflict negative psychological effects on its victims."

- Portion of a letter sent to the university president from a group of students and teachers representing the 'African American and African Studies Department,' 'Black Men's Forum,' 'Black Student Union' and 'Huntley House for African American Males'...The letter was demanding that campus crime reporting protocols be changed - excluding the suspects race or ethnicity.

I'm sure this will do wonders for eliminating and solving crimes.  What's next, eliminating the perps gender?  Hair color?  Height and weight?

The next Minnesota U. crime report will read: ________________________.

That's right; just a big blank.  Heaven forbid the 'po-po' define the human who committed the crime...Pathetic.  But what is expected from the state which put that clown Al Franken in the U.S. Senate?  A complete disgrace.

The group is correct on one thing, however:  Racial discrimination on college campuses is terribly unjust and should be eliminated immediately...Specifically REVERSE RACISM; better known as Affirmative Action - which truly "is proven to inflict negative psychological effects on its victims" - as well as those it supposedly aims to help.