Nicolas Cage (Sick MoFo)

"I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex. I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds. But pigs, not so much. So I don't eat pig meat or anything like that. I eat fish and fowl."

**Uhhhhhhhhhhhh...I'm speechless.**

Barack Obama (Prejudiced Jerk)

"Nurturing families come in many forms, and children may be raised by a father and mother, a single father, two fathers, a step father, a grandfather, or caring guardian."

- Part of Obama's Father's Day 'Presidential Proclamation.'

**Like most of Obama's speeches, about 99% of this 'Proclamation' is fine and dandy...The problem is the other 1%.

Must we gay-up everything: "two fathers."...I am so sick of the Politically Correct garbage we are constantly bombarded by; especially regarding gays. Even more so, regarding gays and children.

That said, I can't believe our 'most gracious president ever' was so prejudiced to omit others in his proclamation: What about children raised by shemales? Hmmm? What about feral children raised by wolves, apes, monkeys, goats, bears, cows, sheep, gazelles, leopards, panthers, jackals, ostriches, dogs, chimps? Hmmm?...Maybe Obama silently included these groups in the "caring guardian" group. Maybe not.

Is all of this a stretch? Maybe, but it's nothing compared to the insane claims the Left makes about the Right...So I see no reason not to return the favor.

Anyone interested in reading about one of the groups Obama prejudicially left out of his 'Proclamation' can follow this link: Feral Children...You're going to have to do your own Google search if you want to learn about the other one.**

Rep. Joseph Cao (RINO - Louisiana)

"Well, in the Asian culture, we do things differently. During the Samurai days, we'd just give you the knife and ask you to commit hara-kiri."

- Statement made to a BP executive.

**That's a pretty high standard of excellence Rep. Cao is setting. I wonder if he's willing to have the same one for everyone who royally screws things up and hurts the American people...There's one group I specifically have in mind: THE U.S. GOVERNMENT!!

No one has, and continues to, hurt the people more than this group of losers have...Should they be next in line to take the sword? If the answer is 'yes,' I want to watch on Pay-Per-View. If the answer is 'no,' Cao should shut the hell up and quit trying to score points by being a drama-queen.**

Rep. Bob Etheridge (D - North Carolina)

“I have seen the video posted on several blogs. I deeply and profoundly regret my reaction and I apologize to all involved. Throughout my many years of service to the people of North Carolina, I have always tried to treat people from all viewpoints with respect. No matter how intrusive and partisan our politics can become, this does not justify a poor response. I have and I will always work to promote a civil public discourse.”

**I'm sure some have no idea what Etheridge is apologizing for, and haven't seen the video he's referencing. You should be asking yourself why haven't you seen the video? The answer is very simple: Etheridge is a Democrat...The cover-up is a given, so lets see how a much better pundit than I put it:

"If a United States soldier did to a Jihadi terrorist what Congressman Etheridge did to this citizen, he'd be court-martialed."

"A U.S. congressman expects a person asking him a question to prove who he is, but an Arizona police officer shouldn't be allowed to ask suspected illegal aliens who they are?" - Both quotes are from Rush Limbaugh

Please go here to watch the video...Sure he was being 'baited,' but only an idiot would take the bait and act so inappropriately.

A final thought, when you're watching the news from now on ask yourself what else they aren't showing you.**

H.R.C. & B.H.O. (Tough Talkers)

"I think it is fair (to say) that these are the most significant sanctions that Iran has ever faced." - Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton

"Actions do have consequences. And today the Iranian government will face some of those consequences." - President Barack Hussein Obama

- Listed in order of toughness.

**WOW! The Obama administration and the U.N. are really going to get tough on Iran this time...I bet the Iranians are shaking in their boots. No doubt they'll put an end to their nuclear plans, as well as stop threatening to destroy the 'big' and 'little' Satans (U.S. and Israel).

So, what exactly did Iran say about these "significant sanctions" and "consequences"?

"...these (U.N.) resolutions have no value...it is like a used handkerchief that should be thrown in the waste bin...From right and from left, they adopt sanctions, but for us they are annoying flies, like a used tissue." - President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

A-Mad-Jihad's comment would be funny if it wasn't so serious, sad, and humiliating...Worst part is our allies think we are becoming a joke, and our enemies are laughing because they know our allies are correct in their assessment.**

Eddie Vale (AFL-CIO spokesman)

"Labor isn't an arm of the Democratic Party."

- Reply to an unnamed White House advisor saying: "Organized labor just flushed $10 million of their members' money down the toilet on a pointless exercise...If even half that total had been well-targeted and applied in key House races across this country, that could have made a real difference in November."

**The White House advisor was commenting on organized labor spending millions in an attempt to defeat Sen. Blanche Lincoln (D - Arkansas) in her primary election...I have a reply to both:

1. Labor unions constantly waste their members' hard earned money...Through Leftist political persuasion and plain ol' thievery.

2. Vale is correct in saying "Labor isn't an arm of the Democratic Party."...He should have taken his statement to it's truthful conclusion: 'The Democratic Party is an arm of labor unions.'**

Paul McCartney (Gormless Duffer)

“I’m a big fan, he’s a great guy. So lay off him, he’s doing great.”

- The 'he' he's talking about is Barack Obama.

**I'm a huge Beatles, Wings and Paul McCartney the singer/songwriter fan; some of my favorite music...But come on, Paul. By what standard can anyone say Obama is "doing great"? Even a lot of the people who voted for him are having buyer's remorse, and more and more Liberals are coming out against him as well.

Maybe McCartney doesn't understand Obama's job. Maybe he doesn't realize Obama is President of the United States, the Commander-in-Chief...Maybe Paul thinks the job is 'Incompetence-in-Chief.'

Let me think of how they'd put it in his English hometown: 'Have you gone barmy or are you bladdered like usual? Belt up and mind your own beeswax, ya bloody wanker!'

Or maybe Laura Ingraham put it best: Shut Up & Sing - How Elites from Hollywood, Politics, and the U.N. are Subverting America**