Andy Rooney (CBS Curmudgeon)

“I don’t understand why we think it’s okay for us to have a nuclear weapon, but it isn’t okay for some other countries to have any. I don’t think any country should have nuclear weapons. And that includes ours.”

**It would be great if we could live in Andy's mythical utopia, but the nuclear genie can't be put back in the bottle so we may as well live in reality and control who has the genie.........Not doing so will cost us terribly.**

Sen. Jean Francois Kerry (D'u' - Mass)

“When George W. Bush turned his back on diplomacy, Kim Jong Il turned back to making bombs, and the world is less safe today because a mad man has the Bush bomb.”

**This from the guy who during the 2004 Presidential Campaign said: "I think the U.S. should have offered the opportunity to provide the nuclear fuel (to Iran). Test them. See whether or not they were actually looking for it for peaceful purposes."

This is exactly the kind of moronic tactic Clinton took, which led to North Korea producing a nuclear weapon.....But we aren't supposed to remember these kind of things in the middle of a good Democrat lie.**

Anthony Mason ("See"BS Business Correspondent)

“Gas started going down just as the fall campaign started heating up. Coincidence? Some drivers don’t think so.”

**Gotta love the shell game Liberals play when it comes to gas: Prices high = Bush Fault, Price Low = Bush fault......Ho hum, another day at "See"BS News.

Needless to say, I'll take the prices lower no matter what the cause is.**

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D - CA, House Minority Leader)

"The War on Terror is the war in Afghanistan."

- Answering a question where the War on Terror is (October 2006)

**This moonbat will be the next Speaker of the House (3rd in line for the Presidency) if the Democrats manage to win the House on November 7.

Question: ARE YOU PISSED ENOUGH AT THE REPUBLICANS TO PUT HER IN POWER? Pissed enough to have a leader with such an assinine view of the War on Terror?**

Madeleine Albright (Wolfboy's Secretary of State)

“During the twoterms of the Clinton administration, there were no nuclear weaponstests by North Korea, no new plutonium production and no new nuclearweapons development in Pyongyang. Through our policy of constructiveengagement, the world was safer. President Bush chose a differentpath, and the results are evident for all to see.”

**No Helen, they didn't have tests during Clinton's term......They didn't have them because they didn't have the ability to make atomic bombs until after you, Clinton and Jimmy Carter gave them the light-water reactors to make their bombs.

Dumbass!!**

John Seigenthaler (NBC Propagandameister)

“In 1983 the House of Representatives censured [Rep. Gerry] Studds for his relationship with a teenage page."

**WOW!! Rep. Studds (D - Mass) was censured..........But he was allowed to remain in the House, and supported by the Democrat Party.

OH, DID I FAIL TO MENTION THAT STUDDS ACTUALLY HAD SEX WITH HIS UNDERAGED PAGE??

Emailing perversity is brutal, but actually having sex with underage pages is criminal.......Such is the difference between Republicans and Democrats: Republicans throw out their trash, and Democrats keep and support theirs.**

Rosie O'Donnell (Hollywood Idiot)

“I think the horror of imagining six to thirteen-year-old girls handcuffed together and shot execution style, one by one, is perhaps enough to awaken the nation that maybe we need some stricter gun control laws.”

**This is one view; the Liberal view........The Conservative view would say just the opposite; that honest, decent Americans need more guns to protect their children from the scum of the Earth who prey on their children. If criminals knew more people had guns, and the willingness to use them, they may not be as willing to do the crimes they do.

Oh, and if we'd actually keep criminals in prison, or execute those who commit the worst crimes, we'd also have less of these types of crimes.......I'm sure this makes me a radical Rightwinger, though.**

Ted Turner (3 of Clubs, Former Hanoi Jane Pimp) - Pt. 3 of 3

“I was trying to bring the Cold War, help bring it to and end with the Goodwill Games and a bunch of our initiatives that we worked on with the Russians and it worked.”

**Hahahahaha!! This is the difference between Conservatives and Liberals........Teddy spelled it out perfectly.

Conservatives believe Ronald Reagan and American will, along with our economic and military strength defeated the Soviets..........Liberals believe Ted Turner, Hollywood Idiots, appeasement, and America bashing defeated the Soviets.**

Ted Turner (3 of Clubs, Former Hanoi Jane Pimp) - Pt. 2 of 3

“The next most dangerous thing [after nuclear proliferation] is probably... global warming, and then, right behind that are over population - we need to get serious about family planning - and trying to alleviate poverty, to get clean, renewable energy, probably with solar panels to the billion and a half people in the world who don’t have access to electricity.”

**Global Warming is more dangerous than Islamo-Fascism? Interesting. And I'm sure this is the concensus of most Liberals........Which is why they can't be allowed to control our National Defense.

That said, I like the idea of getting solar panels to the 1,500,000,000 people Ted's proposing to help. I'd be very interested in seeing Ted make this miracle happen......And then I'd be interested in watching what these people do with them. For some reason I'm quite certain they won't put them to good use.**

Ted Turner (3 of Clubs, Former Hanoi Jane Pimp) - Pt. 1 of 3

“Obviously, I don’t like to see nuclear proliferation, and I’m very upset about [the test].”

**This from a guy who previously stated:

"I am absolutely convinced that the North Koreans are absolutely sincere” (about not developing nuclear weapons)

"There's no reason for them to cheat."

"I looked them straight in the eyes, and they looked like they meant the truth. I mean you know, just because somebody's done something wrong in the past doesn't mean they can't do right in the future or the present."

What an F'n idiot. As is anyone who is ignorant enough to trust Dr. Ill, Iran, or any of the rest of the world's lunatics.........In other words, anyone who is a peacenick Liberal.**

Lynne Stewart (TRAITOROUS BITCH)

"As my clients say to me, 'I could do that standing on my head.'"

- Comment about being given a 28 month prison term after being convicted of "defrauding the government, lying, and providing material support for terrorism."

**28 fucking months??? She smuggled in material to Omar Abdel-Rahman, mastermind of the Oklahoma City Bombing and all she got was 28 months in prison?..........She should be exectuted. 28 days and a bullet through the back of her skull.**

Al Gore (Pet Rock)

“[Cigarette smoking is a] significant contributor to global warming!”

**Click here for my comment to this one.**

Oliver Stone (Leni Reifenstahl Award Lifetime Recipient)

“Terrorism is a manageable action. It can be lived with.”

**This is a refreshing comment (sort of), because it is a rare one......A Liberal saying what he really means.

Of course I'm appalled at what he has to say, and wouldn't want to live under this kind of leadership, but if we put enough Democrats in power it is exactly what we will get.**

Sen. Ted Kennedy (D'u' - Mass, Duke of Chappaquiddick Bay)

“In times of war, we have a special obligation to protect those men and women who risk their lives to defend us. This bill fails that duty. By failing to renounce abusive interrogation techniques, this bill inflames an already dangerous world.”

**I'm glad to see Teddy is worried about our troops (at least pretending to be), but the reality is if they are caught by Islamists they'll be headless regardless of if we torture their captives or not.........So we may as well torture them if need be to get whatever information we can.

I'm sure this makes me a radical, however.**

Sen. Hillary Clinton (D - NY, Limber Leopard)

“Some of the reason we are facingthis danger is because of the failed policies of the Bush administration,and I regret deeply their failure to deal with the threat posed by North Korea, and I hope that the administration will now adopt a much more effective response than what they have up until now.”

**I'm not a huge Rush Limbaugh fan, but I think he answered this perfectly:

“The nuclear materials were delivered to Kim Jong Il by your husband, you dingbat! Your husband and his secretary of state and your fearless ex-president, Jimmy Carter, personally delivered the nuclear equipment for this test to take place today.” - Rush Limbaugh

James Rudin (Author: "The Baptizing of America")

If the Christian base of the GOP gets its way "all government employees - federal, state and local - would be required to participate in weekly Bible classes in the workplace, as well as compulsary daily prayer sessions" ...... "the mainstream press and the electronic media would be beaten into submission" ...... "known homosexuals and lesbians would have to successfully undergo government-sponsored reeducation sessions if they applied for any public-sector jobs."

**I've always wondered if Liberals really believe this garbage.......Unfortunately, I'm starting to think they do.

Fortunately, many "old" Democrats (FDR and JFK Democrats) are waking up to the fact "their party" is much more in line with these kind of lunatic Liberals then they are with the liberalism (small "l" by intent) of "old" Dems.

Paul Helmke (President of the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence)

"Americans need to ask why there is so much gun violence. Ask where the guns are coming from. Ask why laws to restrict access to guns are being weakened, not strengthened.”

**The answer to Paully's question is simple: Because Americans are re-awaking to their rights under the 2nd Amendment, and the need to protect themselves and their families from the degenerates and criminals who are protected by Liberal lawyers and judges who twist the law in favor of degenerates and criminals.......Setting them loose on the public, who is left to fend for themselves against those who have no care for gun laws or any laws for that matter.

That's why, you dumbass.**

Sen. John Heinz-Kerry (D'u' - Mass)

"There’s nothing - nothing - in my life in public service I regret more, nothing even close. We should all be willing to say: I was wrong, I should not have voted for the Iraq War Resolution.”

**Once a flip-flopper, always a flip-flopper.

What's really sad is he considers this to be the worst thing he's done......I guess comparing American troops to those of Ghengis Khan aren't a big deal.**

Jim Miklaszewski (NBC Mouthpiece)

“Since quitting the White House six years ago, Bill Clinton has dedicated himself to making the world a better place... No longer forced to pander to narrow interests of U.S. voters, Clinton has taken up cudgels on behalf of world citizenry.”

**Translation: Bubba doesn't have to pretend to put America first anymore. Now that he's not president he can shit on her at will.**

Chris Matthews (MSNBC "Nut-ball" Host)

“I’m rooting for Harold Ford in Tennessee for a reason. I think we need a little diversity up there on Capitol Hill.”

- Commenting about Harold Ford being a Black man.

**I must have missed it when Matthews spoke of his "dream" regarding Michael Steele, who is also a Black man, running for the the U.S. Senate, from Maryland.......I guess he only meant Blacks with (D) behind their name.**

Maureen Dowd (NY Times Propagandameistress)

"The president’s refusal to understand what’s at stake in the torture debate is itself a kind of torture for Americans who don’t want our moral power - and our pursuit of Al Qaeda - diluted.”

**I love people, like Maureen, who find it "morally" ok to exterminate unborn children, defend pedophiles and murderers, and consider transvestites normal to complain about the "moral" dilution of torturing those who wish to blow up American citizens.**

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D - CA, Distempered Rainbow Parakeet)

“We believe that the war is the be-all, end-all issue. There is also the issue of the economy that we’re going to pound away on."

**It's scary as hell the way San Fran Nan and her pals dismiss the battle against Islamo-Fascism. Her idea of it being a "be-all, end all issue" means ending the battle........But lets run with the rest of her comment.

I guess Nancy missed the stockmarket hitting all-time highs, gas prices dropping closer to $2/gallon, interest rates remaining low, consumer confidence remaining high, and unemployment staying low........But then again, her economic sensibilities may not be the same as the rest of us non-Communist-leaning Americans.**

Bill Clinton (Wolfboy)

"Society is important because of Ubuntu."

- ubuntu: noun, Humanity or fellow feeling; kindness [Nguni]. Collins English Dictionary

**Bubba is full of “Ubuntu”........Among other things.**

Richard Berke (NY Times Assistant Managing Editor)

"I simply don’t accept the notion that there’s any partisan agenda in the way we cover the news.”

**I'm sure it's just a coincidence the Times is a Liberal, anti-Republican rag.........Sure.

Hell, forget anti-Republican, the Times is an anti-American rag.......I'm sure that's a coincidence as well.**

Sen. John Kerry (D'u' - Mass, Toothless Dolphin/Flipper)

“I think I’d be a good president. I don’t care what the dominant, conventional wisdom is today; it will not be the dominant, conventional wisdom in a year.”

- Commenting on his chances of running against Hillary Clinton

**For once I hope Johnny is right (sort of)........But that's only because I'd much rather the Republican nominee run against him in 2008 than Hillary.**

Jon Meacham (Newsweek's Incoming Top Editor)

“Al Gore was elected by the American people, but not allowed to serve... It’s been 20-years since we’ve had a president who has clearly been a majority choice.”

**Can't deal with reality can they? U.S. Presidents are chosen by Electoral Votes, not popular votes..........And they are elected in this manner because the founders of the Constitution realized the tyranny the larger states would weild over the smaller states if a total vote system was put in place.

Which is why we are a federated republic, not a true democracy. This has always been the case, and should always remain as such.......If civics were properly taught in America more people would understand this fact, but I don't blame people if they don't because civics education has been purposely distorted for decades.

Oh, and lets not let this POS get away with a convenient lie, because President Bush won the 2004 with a clear majority of the popular vote as well as the Electoral vote.**

Sen. Russ Feingold (D - Wisconsin)

"I think that I've become - I hope - a credible spokesman for a muscular view of anti-terrorist activity by the Democrats as well as the country. The fact is, I've never been just an anti-war guy."

**I know when I associate names with a "muscular views on anti-terrorist activity" I think of RUSS FEINGOLD.......HAHAHAHAHA!!!

That's like saying when I associate names with "alcohol prohibition proponents" I think of TEDDY KENNEDY..........Give me a break.**

Nord-Jylland ("Animal Bordello" Horse Owner)

"But the clients tell us that it is much simpler to buy animal sex in Denmark than in their own country."

**I don't make this shit up.........Euro's are paying big bucks to bang animals.

"Is it just the latest alternate lifestyle?"..........."As long as no one gets hurt – including the animals – Denmark won't prosecute."

Baaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh..............Moooooooooooooo.........Liberalism at its finest.**

"The Little Black Book – A Book on Healthy Sexuality Written by Grrrls (sic) for Grrrls"

"Only 10% of the population is heterosexual – the rest being 'mixed' or bi-sexual."

**1. The above is fiction, not fact........Not by any stretch of the imagination.

2. Canadian public schools are pushing to have this book added to their curriculum......It won't be long till American schools do likewise.**

Sen. "Slow" Joe Biden (D - Delaware, Nut)

"You don’t know my state. My state was a slave state. My state is a border state. My state has the eighth-largest black population in the country. My state is anything from a Northeast Liberal state."

**I'm speechless over this ignorant quote.....
I guess I do have one thing to say:

JOE BIDEN FOR DEMOCRAT PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE IN 2008!!!! WE WANT JOE! WE WANT JOE!......Pretty please, Democrats.**

A Bunch of Duplicitous Democrat SOB's

"We urge you, after consulting with Congress and consistent with the U.S. Constitution and laws, to take necessary actions, including, if appropriate, air and missile strikes on suspect Iraqi sites to respond effectively to the threat posed by Iraq's refusal to end its weapons of mass destruction programs."

- Comments in a letter to President Bill Clinton. The letter was signed by Democrat Senators Levin, Lieberman, Lautenberg, Dodd, Kerrey, Feinstein, Mikulski, Daschle, Breaux, Johnson, Inouye, Landrieu, Ford and Kerry.

**"Cut & run," Bush bashing, lying, duplicitous SOB's........All of them!!**