Chris Sevier (Mac Daddy)

"(If gays have the right to) marry their object of sexual desire, even if they lack corresponding sexual parts, then I should have the right to marry my preferred sexual object."

- Sevier is trying to marry a computer in Florida - his Macbook.

Uhhhhh.

"The exclusion from marriage to a machine denies myself a dignity and status of immense import." - C.S.

Uhhhhh.

"Allowing my marriage to go forward will not adversely impact the fertility rate any more or less than a same sex couples." - C.S.

Uhhhhh.

"Those of us in the real minority, who want to marry machines and animals, certainly feel like third class citizens." - C.S.

Uhhhhh.

You know what?  He's right...Once we decided it was a good idea to destroy traditional marriage we opened the flood gates. We didn't go down a slippery slope; we started falling off a sheer cliff!

This clown isn't the first, or last, make such a ridiculous claim (click here to check out a post I had in 2007), and you can bet in due time some maniac state court will give a case like this credibility - Massachusetts, California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington?  Scoff at the idea at your own risk; it will happen.