Brad Johnson (EnvironMENTAList)

"The congressional delegations of these states - Alabama, Tennessee, Mississippi, Georgia, Virginia, and Kentucky - overwhelmingly voted to reject the science that polluting the climate is dangerous...They are deliberately ignoring the warning from scientists."

- Commenting about the recent tornado spree in these states, which have killed over 300 people...At this time, these states are run by Republican congresses.

"I did not blame Republicans for the tornadoes."

Of course he didn't.  He was just randomly throwing out comments about weather, Republican states, and "warning(s) from scientists."

I'm assuming he didn't mean to blame these "Republicans for the tornadoes"; it was really George W. Bush's fault...Two years after leaving office, this evil genius is still creating tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, etc.  Well, he and Dick Cheney, that is.

"If you look at 60 years of data, the number of tornadoes is increasing significantly, but it's agreed upon by the tornado community that it's not a real increase...It's having to do with better technology, more population, the fact that the population is better educated and more aware.  So we're seeing them more often." - Grady Dixon (Assistant Professor of Meteorology and Climatology)

In other words, there are more tornadoes reported and tracked because we are more able to document them, not because there are more tornadoes...Duh!

"Actually what we're seeing is springtime." - Craig Fugate (Federal Emergency Management Agency...dismissing the connection between 'more tornadoes' and global warming)

Now there's a public servant deserving of his paycheck...I'm sure he's in deep fecal matter over such honesty.