Cloud Girlfriend (Losers-for-Losers)

"The Social Network Girlfriend

Step 1: Define your perfect girlfriend. Step 2: We bring her into existence. Step 3: Connect and interact with her publicly on your favorite social network Step 4: Enjoy a public long distance relationship with your perfect girl."

- An on-line site which allows you to create a fake girlfriend to show on your Facebook, etc., so you don't look like a loser.

You think I make this stuff up, don't you?  Nope, I don't.  There's an almost infinite amount of insanity on the internet, especially among the "Social Network" community.

Can I say with certainty the people running 'Cloud Girlfriend' are Liberals?  No, I can't, though I'm betting they are...One thing I can say for sure is they are experts in Jackassery.

"No one is going to believe that Kyle, the nerd from keyboarding class is dating a supermodel, but if he nabs a moderately attractive woman on Facebook or Twitter, well, that may be believable for a while." - Jeffrey Van Camp

Jackassery indeed...This picture says it all.