George Washington University Students

"1.  He is an unemployed winner. And unless the job market miraculously picks up, we too will be unemployed winners.

2.  He gives sage advice: 'Look at [my] experiences. Look at what [I] survived.' There are some of your lessons, but the real lessons are going to be in the future.

2.5  #tigerblood"

- List of 2.5 reasons why GWU members want Charlie Sheen to speak at their graduation.

Considering last year's speaker (Michelle Obama) and this year's planned speaker (Mayor Michael Bloomberg), maybe these students are on to something.  Sheen can't be much worse then the other two...And a student said it best:

"Why must we suffer through the formulaic commencement speech? Why not hear from a man who has known both the sweet tastes of success and sour bite of failure...His methods of delivery may be somewhat unconventional, but it’s precisely that which will grab the attentions of our attention deficient generation."

In other words, these students not only need a loser like Charlie Sheen, but they deserve one...Sounds about right.  Just a little something to keep in mind when you stress over the need for your children to go to a big-time university.