Charlie Sheen (Hollywood Idiot)

"I said stay off the crack, and I still think that's pretty good advice, unless you can manage it socially.  If you can manage it socially, then go for it, but not a lot of people can, you know?"

- Commenting about advice he gave to the UCLA college baseball team.

What no pearls of wisdom on banging syphilitic whores?

Charlie Harper is great, even though his part on 'Two-and-a-Half Men' is the role of a douche bag.  Charlie Sheen is just a douche bag, whose real life is even more ridiculous than the fictional character he plays on T.V...But Chuck isn't all that different from a lot of his Hollywood Idiot peers, and under normal circumstances his comment wouldn't even come close to making this blog.

What I want to know is why in the world is the UCLA baseball coach inviting a jag like Charlie Sheen to speak to his team?  He wasn't a very good pretend baseball player on 'Major League', and I can't imagine he's much of a motivational speaker...So, I'm going to ask, again, what made this coach think inviting Charlie Sheen to speak to his team was a good idea?

He would have been much better off bringing another drugged out scumbag to the field:  "Crack is whack!" -Whitney Houston

But, he didn't bring Whitney, and my question stands...Sadly, there is no reasonable answer, and if we lived in a sane world the university would fire the coach for bringing a whore-mongering, crack head on campus.