Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D - Ohio)

"Said sandwich wrap was unwholesome and unfit for human consumption in that it was presented to contain pitted olives, yet unknown to plaintiff, contained an unpitted olive or olives which plaintiff did not reasonably expect to be in the food prepared for him, and could not visually detect prior to consumption...[the sandwich] contained dangerous substances, namely an olive pit, that a consumer would not reasonably expect to find in the final product served."

- Statement in a legal document filed in a lawsuit against a food supplier for a U.S. House of Representatives cafeteria.

Poor 'Dennis the F'n Menace'; he injured his poor little teeth on a poorly made sandwich.

So, what does this frivolous-lawsuit-filing-POS expect to gain due to the egregious infraction committed by this cafeteria supplier (an accidentally unpitted olive in his sandwich)?  $150,000, as well as "future dental and medical expenses and to compensate him for pain, suffering, and loss of enjoyment." - Sabrina Easton

What a joke.  The even bigger joke is as a member of Congress he has one of the finest medical/dental plans in the country and should have no problem taking care of his teeth.

That said, if he was a true Liberal (as he claims to be), he would forgo the congressional medical/dental plan and take up the garbage offered in ObamaCare.  I'm sure he'd be extremely happy with the results...I'm even more sure there is no way in hell he'd ever make such a stupid choice.