2010 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - Grand Champion
I'm sure some are wondering how Barack Obama didn't make the "2010 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year" list. It's because the Prez is in a league of his own: "Barack Obama Jackass Quotes of the Year"
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Rep. Nancy Pelosi (FORMER Speaker of the House)
In the past five years no one has worked harder to earn the title of "Liberal Jackass Quote of the Year" than Nancy Pelosi. In 2006 she was #8, 2008 #3, and in 2009 #2 (I can't believe she didn't make the 2007 list)...Finally, in 2010 she is a very deserving recipient of the top spot. Nancy truly is the '2010 Queen of the Jackasses.'
Not only has Pelosi earned this spot for the quality of her 'jackassery', but also because she's the most prolific of her peers (excluding Obama), and I had to fight every instinct I have not to quote her on a weekly basis...For these reasons, I'm assuming the new House Minority Leader will be a heavy favorite to go back-to-back in 2011.
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"Some things we can do on the side which may not fit into a bigger plan. That doesn't mean that is a substitute for doing comprehensive [health care reform]. It means we will move on many fronts, any front we can...We will go through the gate. If the gate is closed, we will go over the fence. If the fence is too high, we will vault in. If that doesn't work, we will parachute in. But we are going to get health care reform passed."
I have to admit, I admire Nancy's determination. She generally says what she means, and means what she says...That said, WHAT A SCARY BITCH!
She's all but saying the Democrats are going to jam their il-Liberal health care scheme down our throats no matter what the American people want, or don't want...And if the American people continue to put up barriers she'll find a way to jump over them, and if she can't jump over them she'll crush them with the power of government.
Machine guns, flame throwers, RPG's, etc. Everything is fair game when it comes to the Liberals passing their government run/mandated health plan...And if you don't like it, be prepared to be squashed in their path.
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"We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy."
Check out Fancy Nancy trying to out-Harry Reid, Harry Reid.
Hey Nancy, you might have found it easier to "pass the bill" if you would have let us know ahead of time "what is in it"...Then again, maybe not.
Maybe the reason she didn't want us to find out exactly "what is in it" until it was passed is because there is so much in it the American people find repugnant.
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"My biggest fight has been between those who wanted to do something incremental and those who wanted to do something comprehensive [with health care 'reform']...We won that fight, and once we kick through this door, there'll be more legislation to follow."
The 2000 pages in the Senate bill, along with who knows what they threw in the reconciliation package, weren't enough for Queen Nancy? No, no, no. She needs more; much, much, more...More as in SINGLE PAYER, GOVERNMENT CONTROLLED HEALTH CARE!
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"I never stop whipping. There's no beginning, there's no middle, and there's no end. My life is a constant whip operation."
Maybe she's talking about "whipping" up votes, and maybe she's not. Maybe she's a freaky-deak like her San Fran Sicko constituents...And maybe she's simply talking about the whipping she's given the American people in general.
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"We see it as an entrepreneurial bill...a bill that says to someone, if you want to be creative and be a musician or whatever, you can leave your work, focus on your talent, your skill, your passion, your aspirations because you will have health care."
Americans should be proud of the FORMER Speaker of the House: There aren't many people on Earth who could make such an ignorant statement with a straight face...Calling the health care bill a 'jobs bill' while at the same time trumpeting the beauty of people not having to work because of the same bill is something very few would try, let alone think they could effectively pull off.
'Feel free to tool around with your little hobbies and let everyone else pay for your fun'...What a genius idea.
Sadly, almost 10% of Americans are out of work (officially, that is - the real unemployment/underemployment rate is around 18%). Thankfully about 50% of these people desperately want to work because of their personal makeup. Pathetically about 50% of the unemployed would love nothing more than never working and will take full advantage of Pelosi's idea...And health care is just one of the many freebies they'll leech off of their neighbors who not only want to work but also pay for dirt-bags not wanting to work.
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'With the early returns and the overwhelming number of Democrats who are coming out, we're on pace to maintain the majority in the House of Representatives."
- Election day comment.Oh Nancy, you ignoramus.
I desperately wanted to see Harry Reid and/or Barbara Boxer get defeated, but I knew it was a long shot...Seeing Pelosi lose her gavel makes up for it all, however.
Best part is, along with Obama, Pelosi is one of the main reasons why the Democrats were smoked in the 2010 election.
Hey Nancy, a word of advice: RETIRE! It's going to be awfully hard on your psyche to watch Speaker Boehner sit in your old seat...It would be much easier to go back to San Fran Freak-o and hang out with the your degenerate constituents.
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Rep. Nancy Pelosi (FORMER Speaker of the House)
In the past five years no one has worked harder to earn the title of "Liberal Jackass Quote of the Year" than Nancy Pelosi. In 2006 she was #8, 2008 #3, and in 2009 #2 (I can't believe she didn't make the 2007 list)...Finally, in 2010 she is a very deserving recipient of the top spot. Nancy truly is the '2010 Queen of the Jackasses.'
Not only has Pelosi earned this spot for the quality of her 'jackassery', but also because she's the most prolific of her peers (excluding Obama), and I had to fight every instinct I have not to quote her on a weekly basis...For these reasons, I'm assuming the new House Minority Leader will be a heavy favorite to go back-to-back in 2011.
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"Some things we can do on the side which may not fit into a bigger plan. That doesn't mean that is a substitute for doing comprehensive [health care reform]. It means we will move on many fronts, any front we can...We will go through the gate. If the gate is closed, we will go over the fence. If the fence is too high, we will vault in. If that doesn't work, we will parachute in. But we are going to get health care reform passed."
I have to admit, I admire Nancy's determination. She generally says what she means, and means what she says...That said, WHAT A SCARY BITCH!
She's all but saying the Democrats are going to jam their il-Liberal health care scheme down our throats no matter what the American people want, or don't want...And if the American people continue to put up barriers she'll find a way to jump over them, and if she can't jump over them she'll crush them with the power of government.
Machine guns, flame throwers, RPG's, etc. Everything is fair game when it comes to the Liberals passing their government run/mandated health plan...And if you don't like it, be prepared to be squashed in their path.
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"We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy."
Check out Fancy Nancy trying to out-Harry Reid, Harry Reid.
Hey Nancy, you might have found it easier to "pass the bill" if you would have let us know ahead of time "what is in it"...Then again, maybe not.
Maybe the reason she didn't want us to find out exactly "what is in it" until it was passed is because there is so much in it the American people find repugnant.
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"My biggest fight has been between those who wanted to do something incremental and those who wanted to do something comprehensive [with health care 'reform']...We won that fight, and once we kick through this door, there'll be more legislation to follow."
The 2000 pages in the Senate bill, along with who knows what they threw in the reconciliation package, weren't enough for Queen Nancy? No, no, no. She needs more; much, much, more...More as in SINGLE PAYER, GOVERNMENT CONTROLLED HEALTH CARE!
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"I never stop whipping. There's no beginning, there's no middle, and there's no end. My life is a constant whip operation."
Maybe she's talking about "whipping" up votes, and maybe she's not. Maybe she's a freaky-deak like her San Fran Sicko constituents...And maybe she's simply talking about the whipping she's given the American people in general.
----------------------------
"We see it as an entrepreneurial bill...a bill that says to someone, if you want to be creative and be a musician or whatever, you can leave your work, focus on your talent, your skill, your passion, your aspirations because you will have health care."
Americans should be proud of the FORMER Speaker of the House: There aren't many people on Earth who could make such an ignorant statement with a straight face...Calling the health care bill a 'jobs bill' while at the same time trumpeting the beauty of people not having to work because of the same bill is something very few would try, let alone think they could effectively pull off.
'Feel free to tool around with your little hobbies and let everyone else pay for your fun'...What a genius idea.
Sadly, almost 10% of Americans are out of work (officially, that is - the real unemployment/underemployment rate is around 18%). Thankfully about 50% of these people desperately want to work because of their personal makeup. Pathetically about 50% of the unemployed would love nothing more than never working and will take full advantage of Pelosi's idea...And health care is just one of the many freebies they'll leech off of their neighbors who not only want to work but also pay for dirt-bags not wanting to work.
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'With the early returns and the overwhelming number of Democrats who are coming out, we're on pace to maintain the majority in the House of Representatives."
- Election day comment.Oh Nancy, you ignoramus.
I desperately wanted to see Harry Reid and/or Barbara Boxer get defeated, but I knew it was a long shot...Seeing Pelosi lose her gavel makes up for it all, however.
Best part is, along with Obama, Pelosi is one of the main reasons why the Democrats were smoked in the 2010 election.
Hey Nancy, a word of advice: RETIRE! It's going to be awfully hard on your psyche to watch Speaker Boehner sit in your old seat...It would be much easier to go back to San Fran Freak-o and hang out with the your degenerate constituents.
Labels: 2010 Top 20
posted by Poison Pero @ Thursday, December 30, 2010
1 Comments:
At 5:22 PM,
brian said…
*wipes tears of joy* i'm so proud of you nancy! i knew if you asserted yourself that you would be a shoe-in for this years grand champion...and if you ask me, you deserve a shot at liberal jackass of the decade!
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