Sen. 'Up'Chuck Schumer (D - NY)

"We have to prevent the spread of this virus before it reaches the United States in large numbers...The problem here is the ____________ gives the unfortunate opportunity for the virus to spread among people from all nations of the world who are together."

- Schumer is worried about a virus named 'chikungunya.'

No one wants any diseases, and I'm sure 'chik-v' is extremely miserable...The last thing we need in the U.S. is another horrible disease.

"This is not a fatal infection; it's just a miserable infection." - Dr. William Schaffner

Oh.  So it's not like some other horrible diseases we see in some of the skeezy parts of the world.

Wait a minute, I forgot, I left a blank in 'Up'Chuck's quote.  "The problem here is the_______________..."

It has to be the crisis on the southern border, right?  You know, the one Obama has created by not enforcing ANY immigration policy, which is resulting in tens-of-thousands of people from Mexico and Central and South America showing up on our border with heaven-knows-what-kind-of-diseases?  Right?

Well, no.  Chucky isn't worried about this problem - a problem which is starting to resemble a Third World refugee camp.  A refugee camp Obama created by not enforcing our laws; a problem some think he actually welcomed by encouraging our neighbors to send their unwashed masses in order to create a political crisis through chaos - allegedly...No, the Chuckster isn't worried about this terrible problem.

"The problem here is the World Cup gives the unfortunate opportunity for the virus to spread among people from all nations of the world who are together."

He's worried about American World Cup soccer fans returning from Brazil with some skankiness?  Uhhhhh?!?!

Of course he is.  Why should we expect our national leaders to be concerned with REAL problems when they can make up SURREAL ones to hide the REAL ones?