ObamaCare National Hotline

"1-800-318-2596"

"Tragically, the federal government, with all their power, couldn't trade the 1 out for another 8 at the end.  Then the President's true sentiment towards all of you would be much plainer." - Duane Patterson

1-800-
3 = F
1 = (No letter)
8 = U
2 = C
5 = K
9 = Y
6 = O

I think it's better this way, but add the 8 at the end in place of the 1 and you get a U.

1-800-FUCKYOU!

Yep, that's exactly what we get.