Lindsay Rajt (PETA Propagandress)

"Findings published in the Study for Future Families showed that eating poultry during pregnancy may lead to smaller penis size in male infants."

These people will do anything to get people to stop eating animals - even alleging the amounts of phthalate (a chemical in poultry) causes small peckers...Though the level of phthalate in poultry isn't even close to the levels found in common-use plastics, personal care products and spices.

But there's no use getting in the way of a good fear-mongering.  Especially one as good as small schlongs.

*Pero's off till next Thursday.