Karen Heaven (Aug. 26th Street Stripper)
"We say there is nothing wrong with the female nipple...My dog has six, I have two, but I can be put in jail for showing my nipples. It's 2012 - what are we thinking?"
- Heaven is an organizer of 'National Go Topless Day'...Celebrated this past Sunday.
Damn! I missed this so-called holiday!
As far as "what are we thinking?" I can tell you, I'm thinking these people are nuts...Wait, I better not say that, because next thing you know hippie Libby's will be out parading 'Show Your Nuts Day' - Oh wait, they already do this at the Folsom Street Fair.
I may be wrong in assuming this woman is a Liberal, but I doubt it, because I'm pretty sure if a Conservative like myself compared six nippled dogs with two nippled women it would be a problem...And heaven forbid if I made an even more insensitive remark linking the two as 'bitches.'
I'm just saying.
- Heaven is an organizer of 'National Go Topless Day'...Celebrated this past Sunday.
Damn! I missed this so-called holiday!
As far as "what are we thinking?" I can tell you, I'm thinking these people are nuts...Wait, I better not say that, because next thing you know hippie Libby's will be out parading 'Show Your Nuts Day' - Oh wait, they already do this at the Folsom Street Fair.
I may be wrong in assuming this woman is a Liberal, but I doubt it, because I'm pretty sure if a Conservative like myself compared six nippled dogs with two nippled women it would be a problem...And heaven forbid if I made an even more insensitive remark linking the two as 'bitches.'
I'm just saying.
posted by Poison Pero @ Tuesday, August 28, 2012
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