Principle Robyn Hooker (Kent Gardens Elementary School)

"This is not old-fashioned tag, where you could use two fingers and you would be it and move on to someone else...They pile on each other. [Sometimes] they call it 'jailhouse' or 'jailbreak.'"

- Explaining why she banned her students from playing tag on the playground.

**'Tag, you're it!'......Oh my! That's some scary shit.

I'm not quite sure how old this Hooker is, but I've been out of elementary school for almost 25 years, and we didn't play "two finger" tag. We tackled the hell out of each other. And of course we held each other down, forcing the guy on the bottom to make a 'jailbreak".....Guess what? All of us lived. I know it's shocking, but I haven't seen any local news reports about kids I played tag with going Dahmer because they were rough-housed as a kid.

These children are sheltered from everything, including phyiscal fun, and as a result have no idea how to handle the real world.....A real world which hardly plays two finger touch. In fact, much of the world specializes in a brutal version of one finger touch - THE MIDDLE FINGER - and these kids aren't going to be mentally tough enough to handle it when they are no longer protected by good-intentioned Liberals.

I have no doubt this principle has good intentions, but she's helping America raise a generation of complete pansies; particularly boys, who are growing into sufferers of chronic vaginitis.**