The Toilet Wars

I always find it 'fun' - in a twisted way - to try and guess what will be the next Liberal/Progressive/Lefty/Democrat battlefield, in their never-ending quest to completely overturn American norms.

After winning the last one - gay marriage - I was certain the next fight would be about polyamory, lowering the age of consent, or incest.  I have no doubt these will be contested issues soon enough, but I never could have guessed the next battle would be the Toilet Wars.

I should have known better...How could I have missed it that the shitheads of the country would have went to the shitter to make their next strike?  How could I have missed it, indeed!

Welcome to modern-day America!  WooHoo!  What a great improvement in American life for all of us.

That said, it may be time for everyone to understand some basic toilet etiquette

- Men:  You need to put the seat up and down, you need to shut the door and flush when you crap, and you need to stop pissing on the floor and in the sink.

- Ladies:  Talking is taboo in the potty.  And if for whatever reason there aren't barriers between each other, you need to look straight ahead...Checking out each other's junk is just crass.

- Uncertain Gender:  You have no rules, because that wouldn't be nice.

What a disgrace!  Why not just let everyone piss and poop outside?  Oh, I forgot, at least one 'enlightened' city has already done that:  San Francisco park reopens with city’s first outdoor urinal

Now that is Liberalism at its finest!

"Liberalism is a mental disorder." - Michael Savage

If Conservatives and Republicans are smart - a long shot indeed - they will easily be able to turn the Toilet Wars into a new version of the War on Women...A war only on women, because most guys will have no problem sharing their facilities.  I highly doubt most women will feel likewise, and it should be very easy to get most women - since most women aren't insane Liberals - to line up with them in this matter.

But then again, I said Conservatives and Republicans would have to be smart, so odds are the degenerates will win.

"There are two parties, the Dangerous party (The Democrats), and the Stupid party (The Republicans)…I’m a member of the stupid party." – Dennis Prager