Bruce Braley (Senate Wanna-Be)

"Put this in stark contrast, if you help me win this race, you may have someone with your background, your experience, your voice, some(one) who has literally been fighting TORT reform for thirty years in a visible and public way on the Senate Judiciary Committee or you might have a farmer from Iowa who never went to law school, never practiced law, serving as the next Chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee. Because if Democrats lose the majority, Chuck Grassley will be the next chair of the Judiciary Committee."

- Braley was speaking to a group of lawyers, campaigning for a spot in the U.S. Senate.

He must be running for office from a hoity-toity state, right?  California, New York, Massachusetts, etc.; right?

This moron is running for the Senate seat from Iowa!  Iowa - as in Farmtown, U.S.A - Iowa!

Hahahaha.  I'm sure his 'you don't want to put some farm turd from my home state in charge' shtick will play really well with the salt-of-the-earth Iowan voters.

Here's praying whichever Republican who ends up running against him has the common sense to make ample use of this gem.