Suzanne Goldenberg (Ass-Wipe)
"American taste for soft toilet roll 'worse than driving Hummers': Extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply toilet roll made from virgin forest causes more damage than gas-guzzlers, fast food, or McMansions"
- Headline from an article in 'The Guardian.'
**These envoronMENTAList idiots are out of control...Man has crafted a way to take a dump in relative peace and comfort, yet they expect us to revert back to a time of lesser convenience?
Ain't gonna happen!!
How about this for a happy-medium: Those who want to use two-ply toilet paper to wipe their asses can do so, and those who want to use palm branches can do so...And since the palm-branchers are so full of shit (literally and figuratively) they ought to balance out the rest of us, creating a net gain for the 'Mentalists.'
"People don't understand that softness equals ecological destruction." - Allen Hershkowitz
Better yet, maybe these clowns should stop wiping all together.**
- Headline from an article in 'The Guardian.'
**These envoronMENTAList idiots are out of control...Man has crafted a way to take a dump in relative peace and comfort, yet they expect us to revert back to a time of lesser convenience?
Ain't gonna happen!!
How about this for a happy-medium: Those who want to use two-ply toilet paper to wipe their asses can do so, and those who want to use palm branches can do so...And since the palm-branchers are so full of shit (literally and figuratively) they ought to balance out the rest of us, creating a net gain for the 'Mentalists.'
"People don't understand that softness equals ecological destruction." - Allen Hershkowitz
Better yet, maybe these clowns should stop wiping all together.**
posted by Poison Pero @ Tuesday, March 03, 2009
1 Comments:
At 9:57 PM,
Anonymous said…
That is why, technically, liberal "A" holes can't be called "ass wipes" because, apparently they don't.
Rage against the socialist pig machine - NOW
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